Redditor Uses Nike+ App To Draw Giant Dick On Football Field

Redditor Uses Nike+ App To Draw Giant Dick On Football Field
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Jogging may just be another fad, but if you have Nike Fuel Band or Nike+, then you’re taking your fitness to the next level. With GPS you can actually track you’re route and distance at the flick of the wrist.

One Reddit user by the name of “Alyxchosen” bet another Reddit user “sgilder12″ that she couldn’t draw a penis using her Nike+ app. Boy was Alyx wrong.

Behold, a giant penis constructed right out of a Nike Fuel Band. Clearly, she ran around it a few times to clean up the edges, and from the looks of it, she did a very believable job. I’m sure her parents are proud to know how talented their daughter is.

Check out the legendary Reddit exchange below.

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H/T: Uproxx

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