Revealed: Aaron Hernandez Ruptured A Bartender’s Eardrum While At Florida

Revealed: Aaron Hernandez Ruptured A Bartender’s Eardrum While At Florida
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At this point, it’s pretty clear that Aaron Hernandez is not a good man. In fact, I sort’ve expected him to have vanished by now given the season premier of “Dexter” last Sunday. Logic would suggest that Hernandez must be pretty high on Dex’s “to kill” list. Nevertheless, Aaron’s still alive and kickin’. In fact, I’ve even heard that Aaron’s doing “really well” in prison — I’m sure playing nicely with all the little boys.

Despite the good reports Aaron’s accumulating while in the pen, things seem to be getting worse and worse for Hernandez outside of jail. A few days after getting charged with murder in the first degree, pictures surfaced of Aaron posing (à la MySpace) for a selfie with a gun in his palm.

A few days after that, he was linked to another double homicide. Yesterday, his older (and innocent, or so we think) brother was at the epicenter of a huge brawl at a diner because patrons mistook him for Aaron.

And now, the cherry on top, word gets around that the wonderful Aaron Hernandez ruptured the eardrum of an innocent bar worker near his former University of Florida campus.

After the bartender asked Aaron to pay (yeah I know, HOW DARE HE), Aaron wound up and sucker-socked him in the side of the head. Clearly, Aaron never faced any legal repercussions (the common trend), but I have a feeling “what goes around comes around” will ring true during his prison time. Somethings comin’ around there, Aaron.

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Dan Scotti

Dan is your quintessential Long Islander. He enjoys his bagels with schmear and lox, and his sushi with extra spicy mayonnaise. Dan enjoys to write about sports, specifically basketball (and his beloved New York Knicks), because he is able to argue all the hot topics without anyone interrupting. However, if you want to argue with him, he’ll be more than happy to accommodate.

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