Roger Goodell Was A Little Bitch In High School Too

Roger Goodell Was A Little Bitch In High School Too
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Not only does Roger Goodell suck now, but apparently, he was a no-good, piece of shit rat in high school, as well.

According to a Time Magazine article written by Sean Gregory set to come out later this month, when Goodell was in high school, he would tattle on the kids on the high school football team for partying.

“Even in high school, Goodell enforced a personal-conduct policy. Bronxville High School required athletes to sign a pledge: No drinking or troublemaking, or they’d be booted off the team. The other players knew Goodell would rat them out for misbehaving.

‘They didn’t like to see me come to a party,’ says Goodell. ‘I took that pledge seriously.’”

Wow, what a schmuck. We knew he was bad, but the fact that he was that much of stickler in high school is ridiculous.

I guess I would be pretty upset too at the guys who were boning all of the girls who thought I was a loser.

Stephen Willard | Elite.

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