The 25 Most Legendary Names To Give Your Fantasy Football Team

The 25 Most Legendary Names To Give Your Fantasy Football Team
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Football — can you smell it? It’s in the air! After months of patiently waiting and being subjected to sh*tty baseball, the 2013 NFL season is set to kick off. From the hard hits, to the big catches, from the bloopers, to the record-setting milestones — it’s all here ladies and gentlemen.

While we’re all excited to see our favorite teams duke it out for a chance to play in the Super Bowl in New Jersey next February, there is yet another, more high stakes reason why we’re all geeking right now. Fantasy football!

There’s nothing more thrilling than putting it all on the line against some of your closest buddies and claiming dominance as the elite fantasy player. From the bets, to the trash talking and inside trading, it’s all about who can assemble the best squad to carry themselves through all 17 weeks of the NFL season.

But besides that, what’s the most vital part of playing the game? That’s right. Your team name! Getting clever and witty is always a must, so for those of you having a hard time out there, we have compiled a list of 25 of the most epic names to choose from. These are the 25 most legendary names to give your fantasy football team.

Favre Dollar Footlong

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The Playbook Of Eli

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Sproles Royce

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What You Talkin’ About Hillis

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Forgetting Brandon Marshall

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Medulla Amendola

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My Fair Brady

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Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy

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RG 3000

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Forte Ounces To Freedom

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The Gisele Bundchens

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Burrested Development

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Johnny Football

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Hakuna Ma-Ngata

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Rowdy Roddy White

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The Hood Pope


El Gronko

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I’m Sorry Fred Jackson

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Smokin’ Jay Cutler

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Suh Girls, One Cup

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The Butt Fumblers

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No Romo

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The Hernandez Hitmen

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Show Me Your TDs

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Belichick Yourself Before You Rex Yourself

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