This Is Why You Should Never Run On The Field At AT&T Park (Video)

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Baseball is never fun, so leave it to the fans to find different ways to preoccupy themselves to fill this void. From showing up to games while tripping balls to stuffing their faces at the concession stands, people are forced to do something to kill the boredom.

Running onto the field like a madman is also another viable route to take. It’s risky, exhilarating and always ends in an arrest. But, before you take your shirt off and decide to run around the field like a jackass, make sure you watch this video.

This poor gentleman attending a San Francisco Giants game at AT&T Park gets absolutely bodied by security after going for a light jog around the stadium. Check it out below.

Now, that’s got to hurt. Not just physically, but mentally. You just got b*tched in front of thousands (maybe hundreds) of fans who are now laughing in your face. The truth is, there is never a positive outcome to running around on the field, so why even do it?

The answer is clear really — it’s called white people. They’ll do anything just to get a thrill it seems. But as for AT&T Park being the next ballpark you streak at, you might want to rethink your choice.

Photo Credit: Getty Images

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