This Phoenix Suns Fan Can Chill In The Cheap Seats Thanks To His Insanely Long Neck (Photo)

This Phoenix Suns Fan Can Chill In The Cheap Seats Thanks To His Insanely Long Neck (Photo)
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It’s one of the most commonly asked questions in today’s society — what that neck like? But in the case of one Phoenix Suns fan who was snapped during the team’s big win over the Thunder last night, we’d rather not know.

Nobody’s perfect, but this random dude’s neck is a straight hazard and, honestly, he’s setting a terrible example for children by not wearing a turtle neck everywhere he goes.

He’s been described a medical mystery to doctors who have no idea how blood can travel from the brain to the rest of his body, and has never had a beer he couldn’t finish in one sip. We should all try to at least hook him up with this chick, though.

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