Tom Brady’s Cookbook Based On His Insane Diet Costs Way More Than It Should
Heck, these two don’t even have cheat meals when they go on vacation.
Now, though, thanks to the powers that be, you can suck all the fun out of life and have a colon like a Slip ‘N Slide if you follow the nutritional advice in Tom Brady’s exclusive new cookbook.
Why “exclusive,” you ask? Well, for starters, this holy bible of diet will run you $200. Still with me? Good.
And, this isn’t your ordinary cookbook. According to Brady’s website, it’s the “Nutritional Manual” — an All-Star playbook of foods that taste like dirt but probably have more nutrients in them than you get in a year, if you will.
Who needs that, right? Well, apparently more people than there are books. According to the TB12 store website, Brady’s “Nutritional Manual,” a “living document,” is sold out, and the new shipment is only available for pre-order. Are you even surprised?
If you pre-order now, though, your manual is expected to ship June 7, 2016, according to Brady’s website.
So, the only question is, what will you do with yourself for the next 30 days or so?
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