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Video Shows Drunk Pilot Stumbling Into Airport Before Attempting To Fly Plane

Video Shows Drunk Pilot Stumbling Into Airport Before Attempting To Fly Plane

You know what doesn’t go well together? Mayo and ice cream. You know what also doesn’t go well together? Being drunk and flying planes. Pilot Tekad Purna was arrested after being caught attempting to fly a commercial plane while, apparently, incredibly drunk. He was preparing for take off from Surabaya to Jakarta on an Airbus […]

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Horrified Parents Share Videos Of Holiday’s Hottest Toy Mumbling NSFW Phrase

Horrified Parents Share Videos Of Holiday’s Hottest Toy Mumbling NSFW Phrase

There is a thing called a “Hatchimal.” If you don’t know what that is, that’s probably because you are neither a small child or a parent of one. Basically, they’re tamagotchi, except not digital. Yes, in the many years since you let your tamagotchi die from negligence, the world has been endeavoring to develop an […]

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Uber Driver Saves Teen Girl From Sex Trafficking After Overhearing Scary Convo

Uber Driver Saves Teen Girl From Sex Trafficking After Overhearing Scary Convo

Two women and a 16-year-old girl got into Keith Avila’s Uber on Monday, December 26 in Elk Grove, California, on their way to a Holiday Inn. “I thought she was 12, at the time,” said Keith Avila to ABC10. Avila said that the two women, later identified as Destiny Pettway, 25, and Maria Westly, 31, began speaking […]

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Extremely Dedicated BF Writes Out Entire Movie Script In GF’s Christmas Card

Extremely Dedicated BF Writes Out Entire Movie Script In GF’s Christmas Card

I never know what to write on Christmas cards, or cards in general. I feel like a single page just isn’t enough to say how I feel about someone, especially a loved one or significant other. Turns out I’m totally and utterly wrong about that. Turns out one page is exactly enough room to tell […]

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Man Who Invented Red Solo Cups Died And 2016 Is Officially A Buzz Kill

Man Who Invented Red Solo Cups Died And 2016 Is Officially A Buzz Kill

You probably don’t know of Robert Leo Hulseman, but he has likely had a significant impact on your life. At some point during the last few decades, college-aged kids across this wonderful nation all agreed on a single thing: They would drink beer out of red Solo cups. Occasionally, the Solo cups are blue. But they are always Solo […]

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Coolest Boss Who’s Bringing 800 Employees On A Cruise Is Giving Us Job Envy

Coolest Boss Who’s Bringing 800 Employees On A Cruise Is Giving Us Job Envy

An Iowa cabinet manufacturing company named Bertch Cabinets had an extremely good year — apparently, Obama is really good for the cabinet industry — because its president, Gary Bertch, is taking the 800-person company on a cruise to thank them. Giphy When asked why he was doing this, considering how much it’d cost, he said it was an […]

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Grandpa’s Teeth Slip Out While Playing Card Game In Hilarious Viral Video

Grandpa’s Teeth Slip Out While Playing Card Game In Hilarious Viral Video

At some point, you won’t have teeth either, and then we’ll SEE WHO’S LAUGHING. OK, here’s the story: This family was playing a new board game (called “Speak Out”) where you have to try to talk with this insane shit in your mouth (which is funny because, you know, it prevents you from talking) when […]

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The Internet Is Losing Its Mind Over This Pic Of 6 Friends And 2 Missing Legs

The Internet Is Losing Its Mind Over This Pic Of 6 Friends And 2 Missing Legs

There is an illusion going viral on the interweb, making everyone’s brain crash like Windows 98 from too many porno viruses. The illusion, like all photographs of its ilk, was discovered on Reddit. The picture is of six young women, and 10 legs. Most women have two legs each, meaning — and I’m sorry if I am over-explaining […]

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Dog Has No Idea She Made Her Humans Sob With The Most Thoughtful Xmas Gift

Dog Has No Idea She Made Her Humans Sob With The Most Thoughtful Xmas Gift

This was Jessica Kline’s (19) beloved dog Zoey, who sadly died after being hit by a car at just a year and a half old in Dallas. every time we go to the creek my dog just sits in the water and meditates pic.twitter.com/lNreAZ7Vud — jk (@jessicklein) January 1, 2016 Several months after Zoey passed, Jessica’s […]

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These Miserable Travelers Are All Of Us Flying Home After The Holidays

These Miserable Travelers Are All Of Us Flying Home After The Holidays

God made airports to test our faith, and each holiday season, we go through the gauntlet to secure his love. You’d think that flying swiftly through the sky to beautiful and strange lands where our loved ones await us would be a transcendent experience. It should make you feel majestic, sacred even, to sore over this great […]

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The Most-Returned Christmas Gifts Of 2016 Will Make You Question Your Choices

The Most-Returned Christmas Gifts Of 2016 Will Make You Question Your Choices

I’m lazier than I am frugal, so whenever I’m given a present I don’t like, I just keep it. But other people are smarter and more normal than me, which means that when they get a CD from their grandmother, they return it for money. If they can’t return it, they trade it in. One of […]

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Ex-Versace Employee Claims Staff Used Secret Code To Warn Of Black Customers

Ex-Versace Employee Claims Staff Used Secret Code To Warn Of Black Customers

An ex-Versace employee is suing the company for its alleged discriminatory store policies, according to Complex. Christopher Sampino, 23, says that while working at a Bay Area Versace store, he was trained to use a code word to alert fellow staff members of black costumers entering the location — presumably, to keep an eye on them. The code word was, […]