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    My Past Abusive Relationship Makes It Hard For Me To Say “No” To Men

    My Past Abusive Relationship Makes It Hard For Me To Say “No” To Men

    I have a below-average sized dick inside me in an above-average sized loft in SoHo. Like the sound of hands rustling around in popcorn during a movie, it's irritating, but I'm sitting through it until it's over. How did I get here again? Having sex with someone I don't even like that much, making obligatory sounds […]
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    Why I'm Grateful For F*ckboys

    Why I'm Grateful For F*ckboys

    “Whatcha working on?” I looked up and saw a young Clark Kent sitting beside me with a breakfast wrap in his mouth. “You were talking to yourself,” he said. “I guess I'm in my zone.” I smiled. “I'm prepping for a workshop where I teach people how to be creative.” “I'd like to know how to […]
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    My Obsession With Smoothies Is Keeping Me Single

    My Obsession With Smoothies Is Keeping Me Single

    “Dinner?” he asks. “So glad you asked,” I say to the handsome guy I see at my gym, walking the Hudson early morning, and at the corner bodega late at night. We've been increasingly flirtatious over the past two years. But within moments, I backpedal. “Uhhh… I spoke to soon,” I say, panicking. “I completely forgot […]