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    Selena Gomez Copies The Weeknd And Drops Her Own Justin Bieber Diss Track

    Selena Gomez Copies The Weeknd And Drops Her Own Justin Bieber Diss Track

    Following in the footsteps of her current beau, Selena Gomez has released a diss track about Justin Bieber and it’s absolutely brutal. I gotta hand it to Selena, I don’t know if Justin will be able to walk straight after he hears this song. I know the on-again-off-again-on-again-off-again couple has had some pretty public fallouts, […]
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    Ashton Kutcher Blew A Kiss To John McCain And Washington Got So Much Better

    Ashton Kutcher Blew A Kiss To John McCain And Washington Got So Much Better

    John McCain and Ashton Kutcher are totally boinking. I have zero info to confirm this, but the sexual tension between these two industry leaders — McCain for politics and Kutcher for the Nikon Coolpix — is absolutely killing me. This whole “Will they? Won’t they?” dance they have going is making me LIVID. If you […]
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    Kendall Jenner Acts Out Britney Spears Song, Proves She’s The Worst At Charades

    Kendall Jenner Acts Out Britney Spears Song, Proves She’s The Worst At Charades

    Kendall Jenner played charades while wearing a Chanel suit on “The Tonight Show” the same night I had a handful of wasabi peas for dinner because I decided to take a taxi home the night before and that threw off my budget for the week. She did this because that’s what you do when you’re a […]
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    People Are Pissed At Karlie Kloss For Being ‘Racist’ In Vogue’s Diversity Issue

    People Are Pissed At Karlie Kloss For Being ‘Racist’ In Vogue’s Diversity Issue

    Karlie Kloss is in some hot water after dressing as a geisha for Vogue’s March issue, the theme of which is literally *sighs* diversity. Noooooo, Karlie. Big time nooooo. Mikael Jansson was the photographer for the shoot that took place in Japan. In each shot she is wearing a Shimada-styled Nihongami wig. Here she is straight-up […]
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    Dear ‘Fifty Shades’ Fans: Stop Bringing Cucumbers Into Movie Theaters

    Dear ‘Fifty Shades’ Fans: Stop Bringing Cucumbers Into Movie Theaters

    A lady was caught making a salad in a theater during a showing of “Fifty Shades Darker” last night. At least that’s what the movie theater manager, who found a full-on cucumber under a seat in the auditorium, is praying to God happened. The following image was posted to Facebook by the Hayden Orpheum in […]
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    This Woman Looks So Much Like Taylor Swift We Actually Can’t Tell Them Apart

    This Woman Looks So Much Like Taylor Swift We Actually Can’t Tell Them Apart

    Taylor Swift’s doppelganger looks more like Taylor Swift than Taylor Swift looks like Taylor Swift. The word doppelganger gets thrown around wayyyy too liberally nowadays. Everyone sort of looks like someone else, and that someone else will oftentimes be a famous person. Think about it, there is only X amount of different face combinations in the […]
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    Screw Valentine’s Day, Be Single And Eat These Celebrity Breakup-Inspired Tacos

    Screw Valentine’s Day, Be Single And Eat These Celebrity Breakup-Inspired Tacos

    As far as I’m concerned, today is Taco Tuesday. I don’t care what anyone who has a significant other says. February 14, 2017 is *sobs* Taco Tuesday and Taco Tuesday alone. OK, OK, OK, yes. I get that today is also technically Valentine’s Day, but for the rest of us sad, lonely sacks, tacos are […]
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    Site Trolls Us All With Fake Story About Kylie Jenner’s Boob Job

    Site Trolls Us All With Fake Story About Kylie Jenner’s Boob Job

    An Irish satire website is reminding the entire internet just how important it is to check your sourcing before citing articles. The Waterford Whispers News does not do any actual reporting. It’s Ireland’s version of The Onion and has prided itself on purposely making fake news since its inception. The issue is, a decent chunk […]
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  • Eitan Levine in Celebrity

    Amal And George Clooney Wasted No Time Revealing The Genders Of Their Twins

    Amal And George Clooney Wasted No Time Revealing The Genders Of Their Twins

    PLACE YOUR BETS NOW! WE’VE GOT THE GENDERS OF THE FUTURE CLOONEY TWINS! Last week, the world took a moment to stop being mad at everything and celebrate Amal and George Clooney’s‘ pregnancy announcement. The second most regal couple on the planet (*bows* one love, Kate Middleton) had their pregnancy cover blown on “The Talk” by […]
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    Derek Jeter And His Model Wife Are Having A Baby, Will Be Hottest Parents Ever

    Derek Jeter And His Model Wife Are Having A Baby, Will Be Hottest Parents Ever

    GET READY FOR ONE FUTURE HOT FRIGGIN’ BABY!!!! Hannah and Derek Jeter are officially welcoming a new lil’ Yankee into the world. The 26-year-old Sports Illustrated model made the announcement in an essay she wrote for The Players’ Tribune about her husband Derek Jeter, the former Yankee and baseball legend. In the article she wrote, Timing […]
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    Here Are Your Chances Of Winning ‘The Bachelor,’ According To Real Stats

    Here Are Your Chances Of Winning ‘The Bachelor,’ According To Real Stats

    So, you wanna win The Bachelor? America as a whole is currently watching Nick Viall bone his way through Instagram models and aspiring dolphin trainers on a quest to find a wife. There is one big question everyone who watches the show is secretly wondering, though: WHAT ARE THE MATHEMATICAL ODDS THAT I’M GOING TO GET […]