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    Kendall Jenner Sizzles In Black Lingerie During Sexy New Photo Shoot

    Kendall Jenner Sizzles In Black Lingerie During Sexy New Photo Shoot

    Brace yourselves: Kendall Jenner does a lot of booty shaking in this ad. I don’t know what La Perla is. I don’t know what they sell. And honestly, at this point, I refuse to learn what they do. I don’t know if they actually sell their own stuff or if they’re just a wholesale store. […]
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    11 Lyrics From Drake’s New Album Your White Friends Will Use As Their IG Caption

    11 Lyrics From Drake’s New Album Your White Friends Will Use As Their IG Caption

    New Drake music can only mean one thing: updated lyrics for your white friends to use as their Instagram bios. Drake’s music means a lot of things to a lot of people, especially white people. I don’t know what it is specifically about his lyrics, but he’s like a modern-day Socrates or Freud to anyone who […]
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    Kim Kardashian Defends Herself For Showing Robbery On ‘KUWTK’ In Twitter Rant

    Kim Kardashian Defends Herself For Showing Robbery On ‘KUWTK’ In Twitter Rant

    Kim Kardashian defended her decision to air the Paris robbery episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” A little over five months after Kim was bound, gagged, locked in a hotel bathroom and robbed of between $6 million and $11 million worth of jewelry, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” finally aired the much anticipated episode featuring the […]
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    Emma Watson Slays Disney Song Lyrics With ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Co-Stars

    Emma Watson Slays Disney Song Lyrics With ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Co-Stars

    Sure, Emma Watson can sing you every bar from “Beauty And The Beast,” but can she tell you what Hakuna Matata means? Disney music is infuriatingly catchy. That studio produces songs and lyrics that do not go in one ear and out the other. They go in one ear, start a family, buy a house, […]
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    Why We Really Need To Find Richard Simmons ASAP

    Why We Really Need To Find Richard Simmons ASAP

    Richard Simmons is an American staple we need around now more than ever. There is only one more episode of “Missing Richard Simmons,” the unlikely breakout podcast centered around the bizarre past few years of fitness Guru Richard Simmons’ life. Giphy I’ll let the podcast’s description explain: On February 15, 2014, fitness guru Richard Simmons […]
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    Woman Who Partied With Justin Bieber Posted An Instagram About His ‘Small’ Penis

    Woman Who Partied With Justin Bieber Posted An Instagram About His ‘Small’ Penis

    Some lady allegedly partied with Justin Bieber and his tiny penis recently. WRITER’S NOTE: Before I start this article I would like to call bullshit on this lady’s claims. I dislike Biebs as much as the next person, probably even more because I have to write about him fairly often. I think his music sucks, I […]
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    Ashely Graham Admits BFs Dumped Her Over Her Weight: ‘I’ve Lived The Torment’

    Ashely Graham Admits BFs Dumped Her Over Her Weight: ‘I’ve Lived The Torment’

    While Ashley Graham has emerged as a powerful voice for body image positivity, she wasn’t always this self-assured and confident. This according to the 29-year-old herself who was speaking at Urban Arts Partnership 25th Anniversary Benefit. During the event, she told audiences some of the most heartbreaking criticism she has received about her weight came from […]
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    Pics Of JLo And A-Rod Working Out Together Will Motivate You To Go To The Gym

    Pics Of JLo And A-Rod Working Out Together Will Motivate You To Go To The Gym

    The couple that keeps TOYT together stays together. It’s no secret that Jennifer Lopez and her bro-tastic garbage truck of a new boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, are super fit. They have to be. One of them is an internationally renowned music icon who is known for her upbeat dance music, and the other was sort of […]
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    Hilarious ‘Belle And Boujee’ Video Puts ‘Beauty And The Beast’ To Shame

    Hilarious ‘Belle And Boujee’ Video Puts ‘Beauty And The Beast’ To Shame

    Step aside, Beast. Belle only screws around with Boujee nowadays. It was only a matter of time until “Beauty and the Beast” got the musical parody video it rightfully deserved. I mean, what else is the internet for? Cat memes and Trump rants only account for 80 percent of everything that has been posted on […]
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    Chad Michael Murray Gets Butt Naked In New TV Show Clip

    Chad Michael Murray Gets Butt Naked In New TV Show Clip

    Remember Chad Michael Murray? Yeah! Me too, vaguely! Well, below is a clip of him being super naked. I’m going to be honest, I actually thought Chad Michael Murray died a few years ago. He doesn’t really come up a lot and for some reason in my head I painted this elaborate story of how […]
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    Kylie Jenner’s Cosmetics Have Another Issue And Fans Are Seriously Pissed

    Kylie Jenner’s Cosmetics Have Another Issue And Fans Are Seriously Pissed

    Kylie Jenner’s cosmetic company is once again in some hot water. Ever since the youngest Kore Kardashian family member started her makeup line she’s been a dominant force in the industry. That doesn’t mean it’s been a completely smooth ride to Moneytown, USA, though. The company has had its fair share of controversies, most recently stemming […]
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