• Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Kylie Jenner Hanging With Travis Scott Is Us Trying To Make Our Exes Jealous

    Kylie Jenner Hanging With Travis Scott Is Us Trying To Make Our Exes Jealous

    Who hasn't, after breaking up with someone, taken that obligatory Instagram picture with a random hottie to make an ex jealous? Personally, I usually have to resort to photoshopping a random model from a Sears catalogue into my picture since no one will ever talk to me. But if you're Kylie Jenner, all you need […]
  • Tim McGovern in TV

    ‘Veep' Had To Cut A Golden Shower Joke Because Trump's Dossier Made It Too Real

    ‘Veep' Had To Cut A Golden Shower Joke Because Trump's Dossier Made It Too Real

    Hey, did you guys catch the last episode of “Veep?” You know, the one where Mike the press secretary says Hitler didn't use chemical weapons on his own people. Ha! Oh man, can you imagine someone actually saying that in real life? Wait, wait. Oh, that's right. That wasn't “Veep,” that was our actual Press […]
  • Tim McGovern in News

    New United Video Shows How Much Their CEO Exaggerated In Letter To Employees

    New United Video Shows How Much Their CEO Exaggerated In Letter To Employees

    By now, we've all seen the horrifying footage of a doctor being dragged off a United Airlines flight by authorities. After that, United's CEO Oscar Munoz merely apologized for “having to re-accomodate these customers” and didn't have any apologetic words for the doctor David Dao's violent treatment. Next, a letter to United's employees written by […]
  • Tim McGovern in Humor

    This Little Girl Asked For A Poop-Themed Birthday Party And She Was Very Obliged

    This Little Girl Asked For A Poop-Themed Birthday Party And She Was Very Obliged

    One hero mom is making all of your moms look like the wicked stepmother from “Cinderella” by comparison. A woman from St. Louis, Missouri named Rebecca repeatedly queried her then-2-year-old daughter Audrey about how she wanted to ring in her third birthday. Audrey wanted an all-encompassing theme… the glorious theme of poop. Rebecca told the […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Chrissy Teigen Did The Nicest Thing For Fan Who Wanted To Attend Beauty School

    Chrissy Teigen Did The Nicest Thing For Fan Who Wanted To Attend Beauty School

    Chrissy Teigen is not only one of the best people to follow on Twitter, she's also an angel in human form. World, meet Mercedes Edney. Mercedes is a beauty school attendee with a passion for posting helpful beauty tips on social media. Mercedes had wanted to go to beauty school, but she was having trouble acquiring […]
  • Tim McGovern in News

    United Passenger Dragged Off Plane Was Drooling Blood In Video: ‘Just Kill Me'

    United Passenger Dragged Off Plane Was Drooling Blood In Video: ‘Just Kill Me'

    By now, you've probably already seen the horrifying footage of a man savagely getting dragged off a United Airlines flight by a security official after the flight had been overbooked. Not only was the man who claimed to be a doctor dragged out, the poor guy had his head slammed into an armrest. In case […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Kylie Jenner Randomly Crashed A Prom And The Entire High School Freaked Out

    Kylie Jenner Randomly Crashed A Prom And The Entire High School Freaked Out

    Unlike Emma Stone, who declined a young lad's “La La Land”-themed promposal, Kylie Jenner is all about making prom dreams come true. While my junior year prom ended with my date (and mega-crush) basically ditching me to hang out with one of my best friends, a Sacramento high school junior named Albert Ochoa had the […]
  • Tim McGovern in Food

    Eating This Low Calorie Protein Will Help You Lose Weight… And Friends

    Eating This Low Calorie Protein Will Help You Lose Weight… And Friends

    Looking to shed a few pounds by switching to a lean protein? Boy, do I have the choice of meat for you. I'll give you a few hints: It can be found in your house or apartment. It can be found at eye-level. Um… You are what you eat? Give up? OK, spoilers ahead: I'm […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Video Shows Shia LaBeouf Accusing Man Of Being Racist For Not Giving Him Fries

    Video Shows Shia LaBeouf Accusing Man Of Being Racist For Not Giving Him Fries

    It's sad more people have seen Shia LaBeouf flip out at a bartender than the entirety of the UK has seen “Man Down.” According to an eyewitness, Shia LaBeouf had been “pounding back beers” for three hours on Wednesday night at a bowling alley, Pinz in Studio City, when he got rowdy AF. Normally when […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Shia LaBeouf's New Movie Literally Sold 1 Ticket And We're Cringing For Him

    Shia LaBeouf's New Movie Literally Sold 1 Ticket And We're Cringing For Him

    Let it be known only one man is down to see “Man Down.” Remember that time only one person from your list of 237 invitees came to your adult birthday party? No, just me? Wonderful. Well, a similar situation happened to none other than Shia LaBeouf for his aforementioned movie “Man Down.” I guess we're not […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Gruesome Bruise On Inner Thigh: ‘I Now Do Stunts'

    Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Gruesome Bruise On Inner Thigh: ‘I Now Do Stunts'

    Let's be real: Bruises are the worst. However, once the pain has dulled, they're pretty awesome to show off to your friends and brag about. This one time, I twisted my ankle during a game of basketball, and the resulting bruise and swelling made my left foot like an elephant's. Yeah, it hurt a lot […]
  • Tim McGovern in Film

    This ‘Harry Potter' Theory About Snape's Death Will Blow Your Mind

    This ‘Harry Potter' Theory About Snape's Death Will Blow Your Mind

    If you're like me, you still haven't gotten over Snape's heartbreaking death in “The Deathly Hallows.” Snape, one the greatest double agents in literary history, was actually good all along and really, really, really wanted to bang Harry Potter’s dead mom (while she was alive). It is of course Snape's memories he imparts to Harry […]