• Tim McGovern in Humor

    Mr. Bean Got Photoshopped Onto These Heroes And The Internet Can’t Stop Laughing

    Mr. Bean Got Photoshopped Onto These Heroes And The Internet Can’t Stop Laughing

    All right, let’s get real. It’s 2017, and we all need something to get us through the awfulness that is this year. Want to giggle inappropriately at something so hard people will probably stop you wherever you are and say, “Hey, what are you looking at? I want to laugh like you. Also, you’re probably […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Carrie Fisher’s Memorial Showcased R2-D2 And A James Blunt Song He Wrote For Her

    Carrie Fisher’s Memorial Showcased R2-D2 And A James Blunt Song He Wrote For Her

    Crying? Oh, I’m not crying. My eyes have just turned into two eternal faucets of briny water. That’s all. The public memorial of Carrie Fisher and her mom Debbie Reynolds at the Forest Lawn Cemetery happened on Saturday, a full three months after the two passed away. Needless to say, there were so many things about […]
  • Tim McGovern in Sex

    The 15 Sex World Records That Put Your Love Life To Absolute Shame

    The 15 Sex World Records That Put Your Love Life To Absolute Shame

    Do you ever finish a love-making session, turn to your partner and say, “Wow, that was pretty epic. How long did we go for?” *Checks watch* “Oh, seven minutes. Cool.” If this seems familiar to you, then you’re probably trying to break your own personal sex record. However, unfortunately for you, there are already sex […]
  • Tim McGovern in Humor

    Deadpool Is More Gaston Than Gaston In This ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Parody

    Deadpool Is More Gaston Than Gaston In This ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Parody

    When it comes down to it, Deadpool and Gaston are basically the same person. They are both really strong, somewhat charismatic (in their own weird way) and kind of dicks to pretty much everyone they meet. Wait, let me amend this statement. Deadpool, Gaston and I are basically the same person. There… that’s much better. […]
  • Tim McGovern in Music

    Chance The Rapper Sold Out Lollapalooza 2017 So Fast And Fans Are Heartbroken

    Chance The Rapper Sold Out Lollapalooza 2017 So Fast And Fans Are Heartbroken

    Chance the Rapper is the hero Chicago deserves. So, it would make complete sense Saturday tickets for the Windy City’s music festival Lollapalooza would quickly sell out after Chance the Rapper was named a headliner for that day. Basically, this is the best lineup for a festival I’ve seen in a while. Aside from Oldchella. […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Drake Throws Shade At JLo And A-Rod With Flirty Instagram Pic Of Him And Sade

    Drake Throws Shade At JLo And A-Rod With Flirty Instagram Pic Of Him And Sade

    Why does this seem so familiar? Because we’ve been here before, ladies and gentlemen. Back before JLo moved on from Drake with Alex Rodriguez and before Drake and JLo were even kind of a serious fling, Drake posted this photo on Instagram: The rest is history — a history that I think is being repeated right […]
  • Tim McGovern in Food

    ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Can Now Enjoy Butterbeer Ice Cream So Stock Up, Muggles

    ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Can Now Enjoy Butterbeer Ice Cream So Stock Up, Muggles

    As a devout “Harry Potter” fan, are you constantly jonesing for some butterbeer, but can’t shell out the galleons and knuts needed to purchase a trip to Universal Studios? Then, have no fear (unless you’re surrounded by dementors). Because I have the (completely unrelated to Florean Flortescue’s) ice cream flavor for you! Yuengling Ice Cream, […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Nicki Minaj Twerked Her Booty Like Crazy After Passing Aretha Franklin’s Record

    Nicki Minaj Twerked Her Booty Like Crazy After Passing Aretha Franklin’s Record

    Needless to say, whenever I have something to celebrate, you can find me out on the dance floor, twerking my Irish butt off. I didn’t spend a fourth of my paycheck on Vodka martinis in one night? I’m twerking. I didn’t die today? I’m twerking. Donald Trump didn’t end the world this week*? I’m. Goddamn. […]
  • Tim McGovern in TV

    Stop Using Your Ex’s Netflix Account With These Free Streaming Alternatives

    Stop Using Your Ex’s Netflix Account With These Free Streaming Alternatives

    It’s 2 pm on a Sunday, you’re bored out of your mind, and you decide you’re going to watch some Netflix for the next foreseeable future. However, instead of feeling excited, a cold sweat starts to form on the back of your neck. And it’s not because you’re dreading to go to work tomorrow. Giphy […]
  • Tim McGovern in News

    Hero Rite Aid Employee Takes On Shoplifter In Epic Wrestling Battle

    Hero Rite Aid Employee Takes On Shoplifter In Epic Wrestling Battle

    LET’S. GET. READY. TO. RUMBLE. One alleged shoplifter in Hillsboro, Oregon didn’t get off scot-free. Rule number one of shoplifting: Don’t mess with Rite Aid unless you have a prescription for PAIN. A hero employee of the chain detained the alleged shoplifter, after she reportedly took two items from the store, by holding onto her […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Drake Admits To Drunk Texting JLo In New Rap And Hints She Ghosted Him

    Drake Admits To Drunk Texting JLo In New Rap And Hints She Ghosted Him

    Can someone check in on Drake? Is he OK? On Saturday, Drake’s playlist More Life was released for streaming and like most of the playlists we create, his seems to be meant to help get over an ex of his: JLo. I mean, based on his side-eye to the camera, this might be the happiest Drake […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    A Complete Breakdown Of The Theory Justin Bieber Transformed Into A ‘Reptile’

    A Complete Breakdown Of The Theory Justin Bieber Transformed Into A ‘Reptile’

    This is the type of scoop I want you to specifically imagine I’m typing on an old timey typewriter instead of my dusty laptop. This lede is hot, hot, hot. OK, you may believe the lunar landing was real or Paul McCartney is still alive and wasn’t replaced by a look-alike (wake up, sheeple), but […]