• Tim McGovern in TV

    IKEA Employee Created A ‘Game Of Thrones' Toilet That's An IRL Iron Throne

    IKEA Employee Created A ‘Game Of Thrones' Toilet That's An IRL Iron Throne

    “Game of Thrones” characters don't exactly have the best track record with sitting on the Iron Throne or toilets. For the case of the Iron Throne, one needs only to look at everyone who has died while ruling on it (which is, by rough estimation, like a million people). For toilets, one needs only to consider […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Sorry Drake, But JLo Introduced A-Rod To Her Mom So Yeah, It's Getting Serious

    Sorry Drake, But JLo Introduced A-Rod To Her Mom So Yeah, It's Getting Serious

    Any hope JLo would somehow would take Drake back after the two split has no more life. (Get it? More Life? I'll go.) Why? Because things are getting serious AF between Jenny from the Block and her current boyfriend and former Bronx Bomber Alex Rodriguez. Not only were the two spotted holding hands out and about […]
  • Tim McGovern in News

    New York Post Hacked App Sent Out Some Really Disturbing Alerts: ‘Heil President'

    New York Post Hacked App Sent Out Some Really Disturbing Alerts: ‘Heil President'

    It was April Fools' Day on Saturday so naturally, we were all on our toes. Was Karen actually pregnant? Did Tom and Susie actually get engaged? Was my cousin actually arrested in a bank heist gone wrong? Did the New York Post actually send out an alert saying, “Heil President Donald Trump?” *Cue record scratch* Wait, what? That's right, in addition […]
  • Tim McGovern in Dating

    Girl Tests BF With Prank Using Pregnant Underage Teen That Goes Horribly Wrong

    Girl Tests BF With Prank Using Pregnant Underage Teen That Goes Horribly Wrong

    I said it when a girlfriend tested her plumber boyfriend, I said it when a girlfriend tested her boyfriend with a Kim Kardashian look-alike (whom he later had sex with): Entrapping your significant other is a horrible idea, but at the same time, it's also very entertaining (for everyone except the participants). Take this “World […]
  • Tim McGovern in News

    Dinosaur Foreplay Existed So If T-Rex Cuddled Before Sex So Can Your SO

    Dinosaur Foreplay Existed So If T-Rex Cuddled Before Sex So Can Your SO

    The thought that a Tyrannosaurus Rex probably got more action on the reg than I am right now is certainly a sobering one. But the idea the “Lizard King” actually had more game than I do? Damn, I'm impressed, my extinct, scaly friend. Scientists have recently discovered T-Rexes might have been super into getting their […]
  • Tim McGovern in Humor

    Student Creates A ‘F*ck Trump' Lipstick, A Pussy Hat For Your Mouth

    Student Creates A ‘F*ck Trump' Lipstick, A Pussy Hat For Your Mouth

    It's time to smash the patriarchy with some pretty stellar lipstick in the process. Thanks to student Katie Sones, who attends Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo, you can now own a lipstick that sticks it to the man (literally), you know, now that we live under the daily horrors of a Trump presidency. The college junior is […]
  • Tim McGovern in Social News

    New Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Doesn't Look Like Him At All And Twitter Has Jokes

    New Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Doesn't Look Like Him At All And Twitter Has Jokes

    Cristiano Ronaldo may be a soccer star in human form, but in statue form? In statue form, he looks like a mixture of The Joker and Stephen King's “It” (check out the new trailer for “It” right here, by the by). WHY. SO. SERIOUS??! The new bust is the second such statue of Ronaldo to look all […]
  • Tim McGovern in News

    Cats Want Your Love More Than Food And Probably Aren't Plotting Your Murder

    Cats Want Your Love More Than Food And Probably Aren't Plotting Your Murder

    If you had asked me earlier what I thought about cats, I would have said, “Cats meow outside. How bow dah?” Now, I can officially say I perhaps misjudged cats… even though I am definitely trademarking “Cats meow outside. How bow dah?” Originally, I believed cats were demons trapped in the form of fur, hellbent on murdering […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Here's How Drake Is Involved In All The Drama Between The Weeknd And Justin Bieber

    Here's How Drake Is Involved In All The Drama Between The Weeknd And Justin Bieber

    Drake seems to find his way to the epicenter of drama. It recently came out the Jumpman allegedly threatened to jump the “Tuesday” rapper Makonnen. Drake has also stirred the pot with his ex-fling JLo by admitting he drunk texted her and implying she ghosted him. Let's not even discuss his beef with Meek Mill, because […]
  • Tim McGovern in Humor

    Mr. Bean Got Photoshopped Onto These Heroes And The Internet Can't Stop Laughing

    Mr. Bean Got Photoshopped Onto These Heroes And The Internet Can't Stop Laughing

    All right, let's get real. It's 2017, and we all need something to get us through the awfulness that is this year. Want to giggle inappropriately at something so hard people will probably stop you wherever you are and say, “Hey, what are you looking at? I want to laugh like you. Also, you're probably […]
  • Tim McGovern in Celebrity

    Carrie Fisher's Memorial Showcased R2-D2 And A James Blunt Song He Wrote For Her

    Carrie Fisher's Memorial Showcased R2-D2 And A James Blunt Song He Wrote For Her

    Crying? Oh, I'm not crying. My eyes have just turned into two eternal faucets of briny water. That's all. The public memorial of Carrie Fisher and her mom Debbie Reynolds at the Forest Lawn Cemetery happened on Saturday, a full three months after the two passed away. Needless to say, there were so many things about […]
  • Tim McGovern in Sex

    The 15 Sex World Records That Put Your Love Life To Absolute Shame

    The 15 Sex World Records That Put Your Love Life To Absolute Shame

    Do you ever finish a love-making session, turn to your partner and say, “Wow, that was pretty epic. How long did we go for?” *Checks watch* “Oh, seven minutes. Cool.” If this seems familiar to you, then you're probably trying to break your own personal sex record. However, unfortunately for you, there are already sex […]