• Taylor Ortega in Celebrity

    Justin Bieber’s Songwriter Warned Selena About ‘Sorry,’ Proves It Was About Her

    Justin Bieber’s Songwriter Warned Selena About ‘Sorry,’ Proves It Was About Her

    Be boundlessly grateful your ex’s YouTube account never earned him worldwide prominence, even if it means you had to pretend to support his dead-end passions. You think that’s harsh? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have spent years listening to each other rehash their relationship drama in hits so catchy, there’s a chance someone out there […]
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    Kim K And Kendall Jenner Eat McDonald’s During NYFW Because Life Isn’t Fair

    Kim K And Kendall Jenner Eat McDonald’s During NYFW Because Life Isn’t Fair

    HOLD ON A GD SECOND. It’s New York Fashion Week and the models are scarfing McDonald’s? No way. No freaking way are Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner scarfing McDon— well son of a bitch, I stand corrected. How are these two eating McDonald’s with Kim Kardashian And Kanye West during New York Fashion Week? They just […]
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    Sorry, JLo: Here Are The Swedish Twins Drake Spent Valentine’s Day With

    Sorry, JLo: Here Are The Swedish Twins Drake Spent Valentine’s Day With

    It kind of seems like Jennifer Lopez would really love the two Swedish ghosts Drake spent Valentine’s Day conjuring, but I’m just here to gossip, not make supernatural friendship predictions. The Lejonhjärta twins, Elizabeth and Victoria, are two hauntingly beautiful models who spent the holiday hanging with Toronto’s best boy while JLo was nowhere in sight. Drake took […]
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    Adam Levine And Behati Prinsloo Talk About Threesomes In Bed For Maroon 5 Video

    Adam Levine And Behati Prinsloo Talk About Threesomes In Bed For Maroon 5 Video

    Since music videos first rose to prominence in the ’80s, the best part of the medium has been the long, rambling monologues. Hearing Britney Spears’ diatribe about organized crime and union corruption on the waterfronts of Hoboken, New Jersey, in the mid-50s before she launched into 2000’s “Lucky” was, and still remains, impossible to forget. […]
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    Amanda Bynes Returned To Twitter After 6 Months And People Are Freaking Out

    Amanda Bynes Returned To Twitter After 6 Months And People Are Freaking Out

    First, Trump took the presidency. Then, the Patriots won the Super Bowl. Next, Lemonade lost the Grammy. Now, Amanda Bynes is back on Twitter. Giphy Amanda galloped back onto the social media site like the fourth horseman of the apocalypse, ready to defend herself against user @PersianLa27. The former Nickelodeon star has been on a […]
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    Miley Cyrus Posts Pic Of Liam Hemsworth In A Dress In Honor Of Valentine’s Day

    Miley Cyrus Posts Pic Of Liam Hemsworth In A Dress In Honor Of Valentine’s Day

    The couple who slays together, stays together. Case in point: Miley Cyrus photoshopped a photo of herself at the 2015 amfAR Inspiration Gala to feature her and fiancé Liam Hemsworth in the same custom-made Moschino heart gown. Liam isn’t generally a dress guy, but these two both look goddamn radiant in Miley’s Valentine’s Day tribute post. […]
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    Jennifer Aniston Is 48 And Looks Better Than All Of Us In Her Tiny Bikini

    Jennifer Aniston Is 48 And Looks Better Than All Of Us In Her Tiny Bikini

    Decades from now, when Jennifer Aniston’s spirit returns to Mother Gaia, entertainment news headlines will read, “Jennifer Aniston’s Six-Pack Looked Smoking Hot At Her Open-Casket Memorial And We Can’t Even.”
    Jen celebrated her 48th birthday in Los Cabos, Mexico, over the weekend and wore the holy crap out of a blue bikini. […]
  • Taylor Ortega on Awards Season

    Britney Spears Responds To Katy Perry’s Grammys Diss With Cryptic Quote

    Britney Spears Responds To Katy Perry’s Grammys Diss With Cryptic Quote

    We’re all guilty of using 2007 Britney Spears as a benchmark for our sanity and emotional well-being. I've officially reached a 2007-Britney-Spears level of delusion where I assume that all private bathrooms are available for my personal use. — Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) July 10, 2015 Guilty. Generally, we reference her famous meltdown in a loving […]
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    Final ‘Girls’ Premiere Shows Us We All Have To Grow Up… If That’s Even Possible

    Final ‘Girls’ Premiere Shows Us We All Have To Grow Up… If That’s Even Possible

    Sweet legitimacy: Hannah Horvath is published in print and everyone is excited for her. Giphy Giphy Giphy OK, sort of. Giphy The premier episode of the final season of Lena Dunham’s voice-of-a-generation series “Girls” aired on February 12. With a mere 10 episodes until the end of the series, it should be interesting to see whether […]
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    Everyone Was Convinced ‘Bachelorette’ JoJo Fletcher Won A Grammy Award

    Everyone Was Convinced ‘Bachelorette’ JoJo Fletcher Won A Grammy Award

    JoJo Fletcher is really talented when it comes to winning hearts and rocking hair that looks like a gorgeous wig hand-sewn by baby angels. That being said, there’s no Grammy for Best Shiny-Haired Heart Burglar, so the odds JoJo walked away with an award Sunday night were slim. Fans online are convinced the “Bachelorette” star won […]
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    Chrissy Teigen Is All Of Us After Watching Beyoncé Perform At The Grammys

    Chrissy Teigen Is All Of Us After Watching Beyoncé Perform At The Grammys

    The range of emotions Chrissy Teigen tweeted while watching Beyoncé at the 2017 Grammy Awards perfectly encapsulated the out-of-body experience we were all subject to for the duration of Queen Bey’s performance. Giphy She wept. I wept. You wept. To quote Kanye West/the actual Bible, “Jesus wept.” No one’s eyeballs were safe. We are all baby […]
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    Katy Perry May Have Stolen Her 2017 Grammys Look From Taylor Swift

    Katy Perry May Have Stolen Her 2017 Grammys Look From Taylor Swift

    Pop music is working hard to find its latest look, and it seems to have settled on fried bleach. Taylor Swift pioneered the return of Debbie Harry’s crispy platinum messy bob at the 2016 Met Gala, but Katy Perry took it to a whole new level at the 2017 Grammy Awards. HMMMM KATY PERRY LOOKS […]