The 26 Signs That You’re An Aging 20-Something Girl

The 26 Signs That You’re An Aging 20-Something Girl
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Being a 20-something girl is kind of like being a teenager again — our bodies are changing, we’re partying as hard as we work, and we’re still fiercely loyal to our friends — with one major exception: we’re a whole lot older.

And, though we are still undoubtedly young at heart, sometimes it feels like we’ve really aged over the years. Here are the telltale signs that we’ve finally grown up, entered adulthood and can no longer call a t-shirt a dress and get away with it.

Going to Sleep Early Excites You The Way Going Out On a Thursday Used To

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No plans tonight? Hooray!


Your Hearing is Gone From Too Many EDM Concerts

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Your Netflix Queue Is Way More Important Than Your Facebook Friend Requests

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“Orange Is The New Black” > Mark Zuckerberg


You’re Totally Over Celebrating Your 2– Birthday

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27 just isn’t special the way 21 was


You Can Finally Afford To Buy New Bras…Or New Boobs

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Surviving On Adderall and Egg Whites Is Replaced With Juicing

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That’s just because you can’t find anyone who sells it anymore..


You Actually Apply Sunscreen (With an SPF Higher Than 8!)

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You’re Not Afraid To Speak Your Mind

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You are Sasha Fierce now.


You Can No Longer Share Hotel Rooms With Your Friends Because They All Have Boyfriends

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Maybe one lucky couple is down for a threesome?


Your Metabolism Is Just Not What It Used To Be…

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That diet of pita chips and hummus isn’t cutting it anymore.


You Finally Replaced All Your Plastic Furniture From Bed, Bath, and Beyond

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You’ve got a “Big Girl” apartment now!


You Start Sentences with “When I Was In Acapulco”…And Then Realize That Was (Well) Over Five Years Ago

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That’s always a weird feeling.


Weddings Fill Your Every Weekend Just Like Bar/Bat Mitzvahs Used To

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You Restarted A Sport That You Haven’t Played Since High School

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We used to be so good at tennis!


You Go Away On Vacation And Come Back Tired

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It was probably to Vegas, Miami, Atlantic City or Puerto Rico anyway.


Going Out On A Friday Night Is Difficult…

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…Recovering On A Saturday Is Even Harder

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You Plan Your Schedule For The Week On Sunday Night

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Loving the feeling of being in a routine.


You Cancel Plans When “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days” Is On Television

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Nothing excites you like a great TV movie.


You Question Your Graduate School Decision (Or Lack Thereof)

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You Actually Understand Personal Finance Now

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Well, sort of.


You Can No Longer Drink Vodka Straight From The Cup

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You really ruined your insides back there.


You’ve Sworn Off Dating For Good

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That is, until someone asks you out for next Tuesday.


You Cry At Reality TV Births and Weddings

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It’s okay, so do we.


You’ve Had the Same Friends Since You Were 20

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You Have Multiple Cavities From Passing Out Without Brushing Your Teeth

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Laura Argintar

Laura Argintar is a Senior Women's Editor at Elite Daily, comedienne and low-key science nerd. Listed among her achievements are performing stand-up throughout New York City, graduating with honors from the University of Michigan with a Bachelor of Science and being the first woman in history to twerk at a 2 Chainz concert. LARG – as her friends call her – enjoys covering women’s topics, watching celebrities self-destruct and rising to any occasion.

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