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Ladies, It’s Not Cute! Stop Saying ‘Sorry, I’m Not Sorry’

Drake had no idea that he was starting a tragic epidemic among women when he said, “That's the motto n*gga YOLO.” However, as much as this phrase is notoriously hated by anyone who is sane, I think there is something worse than YOLO: “Sorry I'm not sorry.”

Our generation of women is all about excusing its actions with this phrase. Seriously, we do the most obscure and socially unacceptable things and think it will be absolved by our explaining that we aren't sorry with this “catchy” line.

By catchy, I mean it makes our ears bleed. I think we should all follow a simple rule. Before you do something, think: will you need to say, “sorry I'm not sorry” in order to salvage your dignity afterwards? If so, just don't do it.

“Sorry I'm not sorry” really means “I actually am extremely sorry, but I am going to make it look like I'm not sorry so that I look like less of an assh*le.” I wouldn't be surprised if a girl tweeted, “Just pushed my BFFAE off the Brooklyn Bridge!! LOLZ #SorryImNotSorry.” Here are some things that, under no circumstance, should be excused with “sorry I'm not sorry.”

Getting Eiffel-towered


Taking a mirror picture


Skipping your birth control


F*cking your best friend's BF


Not getting an STD test


Not wearing deodorant


Being a ‘Belieber’


Saying ‘YOLO’


Getting gang-banged


Drunk driving


Meeting someone on Tinder


Grinding


Tweeting about your ex


Being as obnoxious and delusional as this girl


Being racist


Twerking in public


Going commando in a skirt


Shaving your head


Not shaving your legs


Not shaving your armpits


Having a crush on George Zimmerman


Doing coke to be skinny


Eating McDonald’s sober


Getting face piercings


Eating your feelings


Not eating anything


Taking selfies on Instagram


Liking Pitbull

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