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This Is How You Make Christmas Cookies When You’re Single And Alone

What to do when all your coupled friends are being cozy together and spoon-feeding each other sips of hot cocoa by a fireplace, leaving you alone to wallow over your recent breakup? Bake cookies, of course!

Nothing says “I want you to die a very painful and slow death” like throwing all the f*cks you give about the other person into a bowl and stabbing it with a spatula.

All you need is two cups of flour, a couple drops of your own tears and a pound of sugar to self-medicate on saccharine. We suggest cutting out the dough in the shape of your broken heart. It adds a nice touch, don’t you think?

Via: Neatorama, Top Photo Courtesy: YouTube

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Laura Argintar is the Senior Women's Writer at Elite Daily. Listed among her achievements are performing stand-up, graduating from the U of M and writing for her favorite publications. LARG enjoys covering women’s topics, watching celebrities ...
Laura Argintar is the Senior Women's Writer at Elite Daily. Listed among her achievements are performing stand-up, graduating from the U of M and writing for her favorite publications. LARG enjoys covering women’s topics, watching celebrities ...

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