This Is How You Make Christmas Cookies When You’re Single And Alone
What to do when all your coupled friends are being cozy together and spoon-feeding each other sips of hot cocoa by a fireplace, leaving you alone to wallow over your recent breakup? Bake cookies, of course!
Nothing says “I want you to die a very painful and slow death” like throwing all the f*cks you give about the other person into a bowl and stabbing it with a spatula.
All you need is two cups of flour, a couple drops of your own tears and a pound of sugar to self-medicate on saccharine. We suggest cutting out the dough in the shape of your broken heart. It adds a nice touch, don’t you think?