If there is one thing that people aren’t complaining about this Sochi Olympics, it’s watching complicated figure-skating routines set to seductive music.
First we were blessed with Evgeni Plushenko’s “Pony” routine, and now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you not one, but two skaters getting dirty in the rink. Well, as dirty as you can while razor blades are attached to your feet.
Meryl Davis and Charlie White have been skating partners for a whopping 17 years and dropped this original masterpiece at the Olympics. Set to a remastered “Drunk in Love” by Beyoncé, they give a performance that is totally gold-medal worthy.
Seriously, though, who knew ice-skating could be this scandalous? And when are they going to start offering ice-skating workout classes, barre-style? Figure-skating = the new gymnastics.