The 20 Things You Never Want To See Your Boyfriend Wear

The 20 Things You Never Want To See Your Boyfriend Wear
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In 20 Things You Never Want to See Your Girlfriend Wear, men made it clear they have rules for what they “allow” their girlfriends to wear in public. A man’s theory is: when his girlfriend is alone with him, anything goes. When she is out in public being seen by other men, however, she must adhere to certain guidelines pertaining to her wardrobe that “represent” him well.

Since you didn’t elect me as your governor, I don’t think it’s my job to represent you. While we’re on the topic, though, here are 20 things we never want to see our boyfriends wear. By the way, we don’t give a sh*t whether it’s in private or public, at night or day, over here or over there, on a boat or in a mote… it’s just never ok to wear these things.

A Fedora

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An Argyle Sweater Vest

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Plaid Shorts

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A Short Sleeve Plaid Button Up

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A Wife Beater

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Jorts

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Anything Ed Hardy or Diesel

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All White Everything

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A Shirt That Says “Like A Boss”

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A Man Purse or “Satchel”

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Adidas Flip-Flops With Socks

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Loafers With Socks in the Summer

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Chin Strap

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Meggings

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Leather Pants

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Tube Socks

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An Earring

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Anything Oversized

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Bowling Shirts

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Pants Below Your Ass

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