I think the reason men have such a hard time understanding women is because we have a language of our own. While we want people to think we’re mysterious, there are certain phrases that we know every girl will say at least once each day. It either has to do with loving food, hating food, loving men, hating men, being broke/fat, or overreacting to any given situation.
For example, when your friend points out that another girl is wearing the same shirt as you, you’re like, “OMG STFU GTFO IS SHE KIDDING NO STOP I LITERALLY CAN’T.” Translated to rational English, that means, “Shit, that shirt looks better on her than it does on me, and I wish she wasn’t wearing it, but I got it at Urban, so obviously someone else is going to be wearing it.”
So without further ado, here is the list of 25 GIFs that perfectly describe the female language in a nutshell. If you’re smart, you’ll make a bet for a lot of money with any girl that she won’t say at least five of these things within the next 24 hours… and you’ll be rich by tomorrow.