The Cunt Dracula Halloween-Inspired Dildo Is The Perfect Combination Of Trick And Treat

OH MY GOD. Now we’ve seen it all. Buh-bye magic bullet and rabbit! There’s a new dildo in town and it's perfect for the Halloween season. Now you can own your very own “Cunt Dracula.” No, this isn’t a joke, and you can purchase it for $160.

“Introducing Masturpieces, a new limited edition line of dildos carefully crafted to resemble your favorite icons! Products include Cunt Dracula, the Vagenie, Buckingham Phallus (in the likeness of Queen Elizabeth II), and Rampant Rabbi,” Jezebel wrote.

Well, God save the Queen! And a Rabbi? This takes the phrase “Oh God” to a whole new level. A little disappointed they didn’t make a "Prince Harry Phallus," but maybe that will be their next edition. Hm, I wonder if they’re dishwasher safe.

H/t: Jezebel, Top Photo Courtesy: Masturpieces