All Pumpkin Errthang: Why Bitches Love Pumpkins
The number one reason why we love the fall season is pumpkins. Plain and simple. And to celebrate our love of all things orange, we’ve compiled the ultimate pumpkin playlist.
Here are the top reasons why ladies love them pumpkins, and why everyone else will be sure to jump on the (pumpkin-picking) wagon!
1. You Can Eat Them
Pumpkin pie is the classic staple and has fewer calories than pecan. Take that!
2. You Can Eat Them More Ways Than One
Mmmm toasted pumpkin seeds, better than potato chips! Pumpkin muffins, doughnuts, scones, bread, rolls, waffles, hummus, soup, salads, roasted, fries, mac’n’cheese, ravioli, gnocchi, pizza, glazed, dip, fudge, bars, cupcakes, cookies, oreos, sundaes and candy corn.
3. You Can Even Drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. The Only Vegetable We Get To Paint And Carve For Fun
Dayum, looking good!
5. Posing With Pumpkins, NBD
Who is more attractive? Pumpkin or lady.. or lady on pumpkin?
6. Pumpkin Spice
Same great pumpkin flavor with fewer calories!
7. Pumpkin Porn
Now that’s hot.
8. More Pumpkin Porn!
9. Pretty Pumpkins
Okay, too far. Someone has way too much time on their hands…
10. Everyone’s Favorite Activity: Pumpkin Picking
Sometimes we just want to be seven again.
11. Pumpkins Are Perfect For Festive Decorations
Wahoo! These jazz up any party.
12. Cute, Wittle, Pumpkin Baby Costumes
What a chunk of pumpk!
13. Cute, Wittle, Baby Getting Run Over By A Pumpkin
14. Exploding Pumpkins
Boom! Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
15. Pumpkins For Pyros
Those pumpkins are on fire! (…Get it?…)
16. Smashing Pumpkins
What a crowd pleaser.
17. And The Smashing Pumpkins
Arguably way more original than the above.
18. Dancing Pumpkins
You get on with yo’ bad self!
19. Headless Horseman Finding A Makeshift Head Out Of…A Pumpkin!
Doubling as a weapon, very creative.
20. Could It Be?! Pumpking Twerking?!
Ugh, we totally had our hopes up.
21. Pumpkin Shaped Trick-Or-Treating Bags
Now aren’t these just darling?
22. Pumpkin Scented Candles
So do we. So do we.
23. Puppies + Pumpkins
The ultimate turn-on for women.