The Ridiculous Reasons Why Girls Marry Each Other On Facebook

The Ridiculous Reasons Why Girls Marry Each Other On Facebook
Women
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Females and social networks go together like sushi and low-sodium soy sauce. They were meant for each other. Women use and abuse every social media outlet, and every woman has unique methods in doing so.

In Bitches Like Likes, we discussed the female obsession with getting attention from social media. Everything a girl does on social media has some strategy behind it: selfies, statuses, filters, retweets, #yolo, #sorrynotsorry, etc.

One of the strangest trends among women on social media platforms has to be setting their relationship statuses as married to, or dating, one of their best girlfriends. Unless they are in an officially established same-sex relationship, this is just another method for women to get attention via social media. Here are the various reasons behind why girls decide to marry their BFF via Facebook:

1. To avoid looking like a loser with no relationship status

tumblr_lbfyaoTV8J1qdhk76_large

2. Girl power

tumblr_inline_mkc3zdExd11qz4rgp

3. To let men know they’re giving up and turning lesbian

best-adorble-amazed-amazing-Favim.com-581173

4. They want men to know that it’s hoes over bros

4

5. They actually are lesbians

tumblr_lpk1vrRu0v1qf3d85o1_500_large

6. Their friend is really cool and pretty and they want to show her off

tumblr_lzpw5mD5Mf1rphuqgo1_500_large

7. Their friend is ugly and they want to be the pretty one in the relationship

scandinavian-girls-tumblr

8. They DGAF about men

tumblr_lfbx9j1rpD1qcz8azo1_500_large

9. To let the world know they don’t need no man

RJEB4QKFQSXBN0TI

10. They think it’s funny

tumblr_ma97kcAiUC1r20tslo1_500_large


11. They think it’s cute

tumblr_lzzpc5ySnv1r2hcv8o1_500_large


12. They want potential creeps to think they’re lesbian and/or taken

tumblr_miul1rZvbF1rfwxtdo1_500


13. They’re feminists

tumblr_m4wgupzCBV1qhk5s5o1_500


14. They want everyone to know they have a BFF

tumblr_static_girls_style_daisy_doll_tumblr_com_models-d5df8055b8e99c427c6c3b6d9a047ef4_h

15. To avoid a relationship status with their actual boyfriend

tumblr_m1f0y7wn5f1qb7n7uo1_400_large

Photo Courtesy: Tumblr

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Jessica Eggert

Jessica is currently a journalism student at the University of Maryland, College Park. While she may be the youngest on the team, she’s ambitious and knows who she is, and that shows in her writing. She’s never been one to sugarcoat and that is why she is belongs on the Elite team.

More In Women

Women Katie Gonzalez

Lena Dunham Tells Women They Don’t Need A Reason To Be On Birth Control

The Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby ruling last month gave privately-owned, for-profit companies the right to opt out of the contraception mandate, legalizing its intent to ban four forms of birth control to female employees and their beneficiaries who had paid into the employer-sponsored health insurance plan. Although Hobby Lobby claims that those forms of contraception […]

Women Laura Argintar

Christian Louboutin Is Turning His Signature Red Into A Nail Polish

In his conquest to adorn all the human phalanges, Christian Louboutin is expanding his luxury empire to include a new line of nail polishes. For those who can’t afford his expensive, thousand dollar shoes, congratulations! At $50 a bottle, you won’t be able to afford these nail polishes either! You can totally rationalize your purchase, […]

Women Ashley Fern

17 Situations Any Girl With A Bitchy Resting Face Has Found Herself In

Bitchy resting face, or BRF, is a condition that affects tons of women worldwide. This affliction is not immediately contracted, rather it is developed over the course of our lives. We come into contact with stupid people, frustrating situations and annoying circumstances… and thus, our faces have morphed into one stern, hard expression. An expression […]

Women Laura Argintar

Inside Feminist Porn: How Women Finally Get To Be On Top

“I need to watch some hardcore porn to prepare for this interview tomorrow. Any suggestions?” I jokingly ask my boyfriend-y character. I am not a porn connoisseur. I do not know the good sites or hottest pornstars. And I’m somewhat frightened by the things I’ve seen on the pop-ups on my computer screen. My Trusted […]

Also On Elite

World

The Rat Race Is Real: One In Every 25 New Yorkers Is A Millionaire

Do you live in New York? Did you leave your house today? Chances are you saw several millionaires. A new study released Tuesday estimates that over one in 25 New Yorkers is a bonafide millionaire. On a list of the top 20 global cities based on the percentage of their population whose net worth reaches […]

World

These Confessions About Being Fired Will Make You Grateful For Your Job (Photos)

Work sucks sometimes. But what sucks even more than work is not having work anymore when you had it a week ago. That’s what happened to these confessors on the social media app Whisper who (likely reluctantly) admit that they were recently fired. Whisper creates an anonymous forum for users to post their secrets, so if you’re […]

Life

A Call To End All Games: I Like You, You Like Me, So Let’s Cut The Bullsh*t

Scrabble, Pictionary, Apples to Apples, Twister, Jenga, Monopoly. These are games. These have a clear winner and a clear loser. These have rules, directions. For years, everyone has been playing them the exact same way. They have boxes, sets and pieces. They are taken down when both players are in the mood and cleaned up when […]