There are going to be times in our lives when we crave deep, passionate, long-term LOVE. There are going to be times when we just want to wrap our legs around our ~forever~ partner, and never let go. There are are going to be times when we want to wake up next to the same gorgeous, familiar face every single morning. There are going to be times when we just want a boyfriend or girlfriend, babe.

And then, there are going to be times when we just want to get down and dirty with as many sexy entities as humanly possible. Sometimes we just need some good, old-fashioned CASUAL sex. And you know what, that's totally OK. So long as you're safe and you're not a total asshole, all is fair in ~lust~ and ~sex~.

A lot of sex-negative men like to think the casual sex game is exclusive to the boys club, that all women want nothing more than a long-term boyfriend to scoop her up and take her out to dinner.

I'm here to delicately tell you to get the fuck over that mentality. It's 2016, honey. The girl creatures want casual sex just as much as the boy creatures, despite what you might have heard in flying around the sexist rumor mill (can we shut that damn thing down already?!).

However, if you're going to have casual sex, there are a few etiquette tips you need to know. Otherwise, you're going to come across like a complete dick. And I don't want that for you. And trust me, girls like to talk. Screw up once, and you're toast. You don't want to be known as a bad one-night stand (or you will put the "one" in one-night stand).

Look, I get it. Women can be tough, complex creatures to navigate. That's why I'm here to help.

A lesbian might as well have an honorary doctorate in the art of girl. We love and sleep with women, yet we are women. We understand all facets of the most multifaceted species of all: girls.

So, on this fine day, I'm going to help you navigate the dark and stormy waters of having casual sex without looking like a douche bag.

Think of it like a tea party...

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