16 Funny Tweets About How To Improve Your Love Life That Prove Nobody Knows Anything

Hey, universe, any ideas on how to guarantee a lifetime of eternal happiness and overall joy, acceptance and love?

And here's a follow up: If we are lucky enough to be in a romantic relationship already, what can we do to ensure it doesn't go South?

Anybody? Anybody?

Learning about how to improve our love lives and ensure a happy ending is tricky, confusing and ALMOST a myth, but fortunately, we have Twitter to help us out.

Using the hashtag #ImproveYourLoveLifeIn5Words, Twitter demonstrated that not only do none of us have a clue as to what we're doing, there is no wrong or right answer when it comes to love.

Take a look at some of these hilarious ideas, and maybe you'll be inspired:

These guys have some pretty practical advice to start us off.

When in doubt, you can ALWAYS incorporate food. (Note: This applies to everything in life at all times.)

Plus, what could be better than adding a little... uh... substance to your relationship?

You can also always try something new to spice things up.

Or you can do that human paranoia thing where we avoid conflict like the plague.

Shockingly, some kindness, compassion and positivity can go a long way.

Sure, it would help if you had a love life to begin with.

But at the end of the day, you just gotta live your life — like these sea otters.

After all, aren't we all on one big, endless journey to becoming more like sea otters, floating in a sea of doubt and hoping we find a fuzzy partner to hold hands with when the water gets rocky?

The moral of the story is to follow your gut and your heart because love is a random, fleeting and magical thing, and no one actually has any idea what they're doing.

YOU CAN'T PUT LOVE IN A BOX, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

But you CAN feed your dates pizza, coffee and donuts, and that's kind of the same thing as finding true love...

...kind of.