Men Reveal Their Thoughts After Seeing Your Boobs Without A Bra For The First Time

Ah, yes. Boobs.

Weapons, treasures and magical objects, boobs have been confusing and tempting men since, probably, the beginning of time.

Of course, while we all walk around literally wearing our chests on our chests, there is something very interesting about what happens in the male mind when the clothes come OFF and the boobs come OUT.

On a recent Reddit thread, male users explained exactly what they're thinking when they see your naked boobs for the first time.

Most men, understandably, are just all "WOOHOO!" about it.

And really, that's all we can ask for. Please note no size, shape or appearance seems to matter or come into consideration at all for these guys. Each boob is a snowflake and just as beautiful as all the other ones.

Some have strong opinions about the illusions bras create.

Sure, sure, push-up bras are designed to give your boobs a specific effect, but that's still YOUR BOOB being pushed up, you know what I mean?

There is this super thoughtful, shared consensus of guys just thinking, "BOOBS!"

Very literal. Very to-the-point. Similar to how I feel when I see ice cream: "ICE CREAM!"

Then, there's this guy...

To be clear, no one was asking what women should worry about when showing a guy their boobs... just what men THINK of their boobs, so...

We're not weird. You're weird, boolean_sledgehammer.