Science Just Confirmed Every Straight Woman's Struggle When Having Sex

Let's just run through the list of most of the people having sex:

For men, we've got the straight guys who pretty much orgasm no matter what. We've got the gay men who will not leave that bed until both parties have achieved their goal. And we've got bisexual men who have a win-win situation.

For women, we've got the lesbians who are banging other ladies (who presumably know how to work with their equipment). We've got the bisexual women who are having that nice, lesbian sex half the time. And finally, we've got straight women, who are usually having sex with dudes who have no idea what they're doing.

Which of these groups of people do you think is having the least amount of orgasms?

Yep, you guessed it: straight women.

If common sense wasn't enough to back up that claim for you, a recent study just confirmed that this "orgasm gap" is real.

The study, coming from Chapman University, Indiana University and the Kinsey Institute, found that straight women are the least likely to enjoy an orgasm during sex, when compared to gay and straight men, lesbian women and bisexuals.

In the study, researchers surveyed over 52,000 adults with different sexual orientations. They found that heterosexual men are orgasming more than anyone else, with a staggering 95 percent orgasm rate.

This is in stark contrast to straight women, who are only orgasming 65 percent of the time — lower than any other group the researchers surveyed.

If that wasn't shocking enough for you, 75 percent of straight men claimed they orgasm every time they have sex, while only a minuscule 33 percent of straight women said the same.

As for lesbians and bisexual women, don't worry; they're all orgasming more than straight women.

Lesbians are orgasming 86 percent of the time, whereas bisexual women are orgasming 66 percent of the time (presumably because they're still boinking men sometimes).

As expected, gay and bisexual men are fairing much better than their female counterparts, with gay men orgasming 89 percent of the time and bisexual men orgasming 88 percent of the time.

All right, straight ladies. It's time to demand your man does BETTER in bed.

Let's be the change we want to see in the world, amiright?

Citations: Straight women are having the least satisfying sex out of everyone (Metro.co.uk), Differences in Orgasm Frequency Among Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Heterosexual Men and Women in a U.S. National Sample. (PubMed.gov)