Relationships

What 9 Guys Think When They Get Drunk Texts From A Girl

by Sheena Sharma

Sep. 19, 2016

SEAN LOCKE

I am the queen of drunk texting guys. I should know better because the guys I'm drunk texting are scummy, but I just can't help myself.

It's too easy to pick up the phone and text a dude for some D, which is why I deleted the phone numbers of all the guys whose existence I shouldn't acknowledge in the first place.

But what can I say? All of us -- men, women, single, not single, sober or drunk -- have our needs.

As a general disclaimer for you guys, for the most part, these dudes you're texting at 3 am are not really obsessed with you. If they were, they'd be texting you first and answering your sober texts to them, while being sober themselves. Yes, men are that cut-and-dry when it comes to this stuff.

That being said, how they'll respond to your drunken desires is really on a case-by-case basis.

They might just make your wildest drunk dreams come true and respond by saying, "Meet me in ten," or they might tell you to STFU and go back to bed. You never know.

But ah, what the drunken heart wants, the drunken vagina must seek.

If you're looking for some honest answers, here are nine guys on what they think when you drunk text them:

What 9 Guys Think When They Get Drunk Texts From A Girl

This guy makes a good point:

But this guy just tells it like it is:

OK, douchewad, we get it. Thanks for being chivalrous, though?

I can attest to the accuracy of this guy's thoughts:

"Wrong number."

This guy doesn't have time for drunk texts:

For this guy, they're mostly just a form of entertainment:

LOL, I've once been the girl this guy is describing:

And, uh, this guy just has low self-esteem, if you ask me: