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32 Thoughts We All Had While Watching The New 'Suicide Squad' Trailer

by Eitan Levine

Oh, “Suicide Squad” trailer. You crazy.

Warner Bros. premiered the latest trailer for “Suicide Squad” on Tuesday, and there were no survivors.

Nobody could have survived the massive emotional nuclear bomb disguised as a two-minute-and-31-second preview of the next installment in the DC Extended Universe -- the next installment after the train wreck that will 100 percent be “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice." That garbage turd of a movie will drop in March.

Anyway, if you're like me, you went through a range of emotions while watching the new trailer, but I'm not talking about standard emotions like laughing or crying.

What you felt was probably way more complicated than that. You experienced things inside you only Margot Robbie in booty shorts holding a baseball bat could unleash.

Don't worry. I know you're super confused about all those feelings you were feeling, but your reactions were totally fine and super warranted.

Everyone experienced the same 32 feelings during the sneak preview, and this is the OFFICIAL guide to those 32 things that happened inside of your brain.

1. Queen? This early?

2. MARGOT.

3. Viola Davis is my everything.

4. OOOOOH, NO! NO! YESSS!

5. MARGOT!

6. Da eff is Cara Delevingne doing in this?

7. Is croc guy kinda hot?

8. Fire guy is hot. Like, literally hot. Also, I'd sex him.

9. Witch lady is also my type. I'm beginning to question everything.

10. MARGOT!

11. AHHHHHHH!!!

12. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

13. MARGOT.

14. MARGOT IN AN ELEVATOR.

15. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

16. MARGOT WITH A GUN.

17. MARGOT BLOWING ON HER HAIR.

18. Jared Leto, don't f*ck this up.

19. OK, maybe Jared Leto won't f*ck this up.

20. MARGOT.

21. Did I just loudly yell “WORST” at my desk?

22. I 100 percent yelled “HEROES” while sitting at my desk.

23. Everyone is now looking at me. I shouldn't have screamed “EVER.” That was probably one yelling word too far.

24. MARGOT BEING CASUAL.

25. MARGOT LOOKING AMAZED AT SOMETHING.

26. MARGOT.

27. MARGOT DOING PAINT STUFF.

28. You know who I like? Will Smith. Will Smith GETS IT.

29. MARGOT IN A CAR!

30. MARGOT JUMPING!

31. MARGOT STEALING STUFF.

32. I need a nap.