King Cairo Totally Stole The Show In Last Night's 'Rob & Chyna' Premiere

“Rob & Chyna” premiered last night and, sorry Angela, King Cairo is the clear star of this show.

We've all waited months for this damn show to finally air, and last night our patience finally paid off. “Rob & Chyna” hit the E! airwaves, and it was everything we could have wanted and more.

Rob is a momma's boy, Chyna loves throwing flowers into pools, Rob spends half the show talking about how he's excited for a baby boy before being told they're expecting a baby girl and Kris refuses to call Chyna by anything but her God-given name.

It's perfect.

The most perfect thing on that show, though, is King Cairo.

I've never wanted to run up to a child, pick him up and run the opposite direction of his parents more. (I mean this in the least illegal way possible.)

LOOK AT THIS KID!

The internet CLEARLY agrees.

Honestly, this kid needs his own show.

I MEAN. HOW DOES ONE BEGIN TO EVEN TRY TO DEAL WITH THIS CUTE CRAP?!?!

So what are you waiting for, E!? The internet has spoken, and we want more of the King!

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!