Channing Tatum's Golden Globes Hair Will Kill Your 'Magic Mike' Fantasies

After blowing minds on the season two premiere of "Lip Sync Battle" against wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum Thursday night, Channing Tatum had everyone talking about his fire dance moves with Queen B by his side.

But during Sunday's Golden Globes, everyone's wondering what the hell is happening on his head. Channing has a new hairstyle, guys, and it's really something.

Is he growing it out for an upcoming role? Did he not have time to take a shower? Is he going for something more Justin Bieber? Is he losing his hair? Is he declaring his support for Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election?

Take a gander at the statement 'do below.

Here it is front on.

Here it is from the side.

Here it is on an angle.

Let's take a closer look.

Channing, please fix this situation before all of our fantasies are crushed forever.