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The First Trailer For 'Annabelle 2' Is Not Something To Watch Before You Sleep

by Tim McGovern
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This doll is almost as creepy as a dude who still calls a girl "doll" in 2016...

Everyone's favorite doll that's possessed by a demonic entity is back and wants your precious eyes -- but only for them to watch this nightmare fuel of a trailer.

That's right, the preview for "Annabelle 2" was just released today and turn on all of your lights right now, because you don't want to watch this in the dark.

I made that mistake, and now I have to stay awake until the end of time. Sigh.

In this trailer, Miranda Otto (AKA Eowyn for all of my "Lord of the Rings" fans out there) plays an emotionally scarred dollmaker (Annabelle's creator) who lost her daughter 20 years ago.

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She and her husband, a craftsman, invite a nun and several girls from a recently shut down orphanage to stay with them.

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Needless to say, Annabelle doesn't like all these new faces. Yeah, she'll have tea with them but in a frenemy kind of way.

"CREEPY DOLL? DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR?"

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Of course, the girl starts becoming possessed and tea time is officially over, y'all.

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Annabelle will be possessing movies theaters all over the world on May 19, 2017 -- does anyone want to come hang out while I stay awake forever?

Citations: First trailer for horror spinoff Annabelle 2 arrives online (Empire)