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Joe's Best You Season 4 Quotes Are More Snarky (& Unhinged) Than Ever

He may be a fake professor, but his biting social commentary gets an A+.

by Dylan Kickham
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Leave it to Joe Goldberg to perfectly sum up any situation... in the most hilariously awkward way possible. As always, his quotes throughout You Season 4 range from creepy monologues to cringey comebacks, and they’re always entertaining. Here are his best.

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No love. No people. Just books.

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The best way to stay out of people's business is to know what that business is.

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I do miss having someone out there. Someone worth watching.

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A Prince Albert. He wasn't lying about being royal-adjacent.

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Sh*t, I'm in a whodunnit. The lowest form of literature.

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How would Hercule Poirot phrase a follow-up on a f*ckboy?

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You don't know me! My d*ck's never been softer!

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Why is this my pattern? Fall for a woman, haul corpses together.

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You left me to die in a fire like some f*cking Twitter troll.

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