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Joe Jonas Reveals If He'd Shag, Marry Or Kill Exes Taylor, Gigi and Demi

by Oliver McAteer
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When your ex game is as strong as Joe Jonas', it's completely appropriate to be asked which one you'd shag, marry or kill.

So it came down to Taylor Swift, Gigi Hadid and Demi Lovato Thursday night. (He's been busy.)

Joe appeared on "Watch What Happens Live" when he was asked the awkward question during the "Plead the Fifth" segment.

But before that, he was grilled on his penis size. Host Andy Cohen asked who out of the Jonas brothers was packing the most heat down there.

A confident Joe laughed and said he was.

Then came the shag, marry, kill question.

He answered surprisingly fast:

Marry Demi, she's a friend. This is a game, right? Shag Taylor, kill Gigi. There you go.

Andy admitted he didn't know he'd dated Taylor Swift, to which Joe replied: "We were children. We were 18, 19."

It's no lie that Joe was a little bruised over Gigi moving on to One Direction's Zayn Malik so fast.

The host had previously asked,

In April, you wrote a song you mentioned would piss someone off. Who is the person and have they heard the song yet?

Was it about Gigi?? Joe wasn't for saying. And he added the song won't be on his forthcoming album either. BOO.