The Kardashians Remade Kris' 80s Music Video, And It's Pretty Horrible

You won't be able to unwatch the Kardashian sisters' dumpster fire of a tribute to Kris Jenner featuring her birthday song from the 80s.

In 1985, Kris Jenner made a music video for her birthday where she pointed out a bunch of expensive stuff she does in LA and then thanked her favorite friends/cashiers for being there for her.

Now, 30 years later, the Kardashian-Jenner children got together to honor their mother with a parody of that video, and it's horrifying.

I don't know what it is about when those women talk at the same time, but their monotonal humming sounds like a "Children of the Corn" acapella group the government should immediately start using to interrogate prisoners of war.

Also, there is a lot of unsafe treadmill play in this video that led to me being scared Kendall was going to get hurt throughout.

Some nice cameos in the post round out the project, though.

Scott Disick, Justin Bieber, Kanye, Katy Perry, North West, Caitlyn Jenner and a bunch of people outside of a Costco all make an appearance at some point.

What can I say? She loves her friends.