Khloé Kardashian Addresses Rumors She's Dating Odell Beckham Jr

Please, please, PLEASE don't tell me we're living in a world where a gal can't casually rub her butt on a guy without the whole incident blowing up into national ~~relationship~~ news.

We ARE??? Frickin' boo. Frickin' hiss. Frickin' SHAME ON US, America.

At Scott Disick's 33rd birthday extravaganza at 1 OAK in Las Vegas last Friday, Khloé Kardashian reportedly got flirty with NFL star Odell Beckham Jr. Then, the pair were photographed together at Drake's Memorial Day pool party.

In a savage twist, someone posted footage of the pair's flirtation on dA iNteRwEBs, and, naturally, the world began speculating as wildly as humanly possible about Khloé's boo status.

Despite one Us Weekly source's claims the two “were just flirting at a party,” speculation raged on harder than an elderly racist at a Donald Trump rally.

On Wednesday, Khloé hopped on Twitter to squash rumors because apparently this situation required a statement straight from the reality kween herself.

Listen up, people. This supreme goddess is enjoying some HER TIME.

Homegirl is practicing some #SelfLove and living her #BestLife, mmkay?

Can't NOBODY love Khloé like Khloé.

Do it, girl. Do it all.

Citations: Khloe Kardashian Tweets Confirmation She's Not Dating Odell Beckham Jr. (Us Weekly)