Kourtney Kardashian Is Celebrating Penelope's 4th Birthday In The Best Way

Penelope Disick just turned four years old and y'all know what that means… CAKE FOR MOTHA FREAKIN' BREAKFAST, BAYBEH!!!

Kourtney Kardashian treated her daughter to a morning meal of chocolate cake during breakfast in the Bahamas.

She shared a picture of the treat — candle and all — on Snapchat Friday morning.

You'd think the meal ends there, but you'd be SO DAMN WRONG.

Penelope also had her pick of a massive wall of super delicious candy.

On Instagram, Kourt posted a tribute to her “little mermaid.”

Post-sugar coma, the duo celebrated Lady P's birthdaycation by bonding on a relaxing boat ride.

It's no surprise, but Penelope's birthdays are generally better than yours in just about every way imaginable. Last year, she visited Disneyland with cousin North West to revel in the glory of turning three.

Disney, however, is for babies. The Bahamas are a mature getaway for a woman looking to show the world, yes, she's been alive 1,460 days and she's wiser than ever.

Party on, Penelope. Show the world what it means to be four and proud.