Lauren Conrad Dishes On Why There Probably Won't Be A 'Hills' Reunion

Lauren. Freaking. Conrad.

Let your mind wander, momentarily, toward the notion of a reunion season of "The Hills" or "Laguna Beach."

I know! I know! Wanting it too much will only cause heartbreak in the end, but just think of all the amazing LC originals we've been missing out on since the last episode of "The Hills" aired in 2010.

That girl knows drama. All at once, somehow, she's relatable, prophetic, cutting, mysterious and overflowing with emotion.

Remember these chestnuts?

You weren't being over-sensitive. He was being over-asshole.

The only thing, really, that there is to do is to forgive and forget... I want to forgive you and I want to forget you.

I trust you as far as I can throw you, and I don't even think I can lift you.

If others are jealous, you're doing something right.

Until you treat me like a friend, I'm not going to talk to you like one.

Like everyone, trust nobody.

Now, six years later, LC is dashing the last of our dreams by serving up a definitive confirmation there's no chance of a "Hills" reunion.

She told E! News,

I'm so proud of what we did and I feel like I ended on such a great note... Also, I'm such a snooze. No one needs to see that!

Lauren, mama, don't you DARE call yourself a "snooze." You are NOT a snooze.

Would a "snooze" sneak her rowdy friends into the Teen Vogue party? Or turn down a dream job in Paris to spend the summer with crazy Jason? Or live with Heidi? By choice?

No. False. Incorrect.

A "snooze" wouldn't do any of these things.

What about all these crazy moments???

OK, fine, whatever. Every moment can't be a winner.

We're still holding out hope.

Citations: Lauren Conrad Says She's Too Boring for a 'Hills' Reunion (Cosmopolitan)