This would be everything.

This is brilliant. After all, she’s reportedly newly single, too... 👀

To be clear... this tweet is a joke. But life really does imitate art. Wouldn’t you love to see this happen IRL?

This might sound far-fetched, but hear me out. Davidson’s exes include Kardashian and Grande — the man only dates queens!

If you buy the queen logic, this totally works: Not only is Mirren the only actor to have ever portrayed both Queen Elizabeth I and Queen Elizabeth II on-screen, she was also made an actual dame by the reigning monarch in 2003.

He was 13 years younger than Kardashian and 20 years younger than his former flame Kate Beckinsale. A 47-year age gap might be pushing it, though?

They’re friends; she’s referred to him as both “adorable” and “homely.” Though, a word of advice to Davidson if he decides to make his move: In May, she told TODAY, “He was cuter when he had when he had longer curly hair.” Cancel that barber appointment!

Makes me want a hot dog real bad.

She got divorced a full decade before he was even born, but OK!

He could give Roman Roy a run for his money when it comes to the whole lovable dirtbag schtick.

Good guess, but she’s been married to filmmaker Tom Ackerley since 2016.

I’m liking the creativity here! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez got engaged to her college sweetheart Riley Roberts in May, but again, great idea.

Considering that Kanye “Ye” West posted a fake New York Times headline that read “SKETE DAVIDSON DEAD AT 28” on Aug. 8, this may not be the smoothest idea.

Mmmmm.

Someone get me Jesse Palmer on speed dial.

Who else is watching The Rehearsal? I bet Davidson, a former Saturday Night Live star, would honestly appreciate this setup.

I volunteer as tribute.

I guess I have a little competition.

This really would be shocking.

People are really on edge.

Less terrifying than heights and bees, IMO, but sure.

Decent effort, but this guy knows Davidson is no stranger to moms and basements, right?

Bottom line: If his love life is your Super Bowl, you’re far from alone.