One airline’s trash is another woman’s treasure

You saw two girls kissing at a party — you need to get out more.

Forget flowers, just get her a little bouquet of Emily Coopers

This outfit is plastic. It’s like shoving your privates in a Ziploc bag.

I feel naked enough when I’m performing, so hard pass.

I can’t go on until I get off.

Are you taking unsolicited photos for your Instagram again? We talked about this.

I am so tired of apologizing for who I am.

I think your crotch is vibrating.

I’ve even pretended to care about your brother’s NFT. Do not put any money into that, by the way.

You’ll always be my first love. Nico’s just some amazing guy I get off with.