Ryan Reynolds' Hilarious Tweets About His Daughter Will Give You Life

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are the only parents I would ever happily listen to while they talked about their kids.

(Sorry, Cheryl, your kids will probably be awesome someday, but hearing you talk about them now bores me to tears.)

Blake and Ryan's first daughter, James, is about a year and a half old now. Last week, we found out they have another child on the way, and God bless because they're already crushing it as parents the first time around.

Ryan Reynolds is totally the cool dad, but one who actually is cool, ya know? I know this because every single thing he tweets about his baby daughter is absolutely hilarious.

Shout out to Tumblr user Lotte for realizing this and making a post about it. I feel I will never be sad again after reading these tweets.

Dealing with a baby can be tough, but Ryan is playing the long game.

I would pay a lot of money to read Ryan Reynolds' parenting book.

You know you really are a father when you put your child's needs in front of everything else -- except your looks.

Most parents are blind when it comes to their kids, so you gotta admire this kind of honesty.

I mean, parenting isn't inspirational and uplifting 100 percent of the time...

...though there is a lot to be thankful for.

For instance, I am very, very thankful Twitter, Ryan Reynolds and myself all exist at the same time.

And hopefully, that parenting book will exist soon, too.

BRB, casting my vote for Ryan Reynolds as Father of the Year.

So, the morals of this story are Ryan Reynolds is a perfect human, and if he was your dad, your friends would hit on him constantly.

Good luck, James and unborn child!