Look, I know the point of the show is to be bizarre, but come on.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window is purposefully full of absurd, nonsensical moments. Some of these plot holes add to the offbeat, silly vibe, while others are downright unhinged. Here they are.
Elizabeth's gravestone inscription changes three times. It first says, "If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever." Then, "In heaven you can dance like no one's watching." And finally, "There's no 'I' in heaven." But why?!