20 Break-Up Texts That Will Make You Want To Stay Single For Eternity (Photos)

Breaking up with someone is never easy.

It's always awkward AF and you never know how the other person is going to react to the news that it's over.

Are they going to turn into a psychotic, raging monster and destroy my car? Are they going to burst into tears... or even worse... try to hug me?

You can never really be sure.

But luckily, we now live in an age where cellular devices can do all the dirty work for you.

Yep, technology sure is a beautiful f*cking thing.

Now, I know what you're thinking -- and yes, breakup texts are kinda tacky and cruel.

But as someone who tries to avoid feelings like the plague, I think they're pretty damn great.

Let's face it, why would you want to break up with someone in person when you can just tell bae you never want to see him again with a text message and a few sad-face emoji?

If there's one thing I love just as much as ending a relationship with little to no human contact, it's laughing at the expense of other people's breakups.

So we searched the Internet for some of the best break-up texts of all time and, let me tell you, reading these messages will make you want to stay single for all eternity.

Take a look at the pictures below to see 20 hilarious break-up texts.

It's just not working out.

Emoji speak louder than words.

Thanks, Mom.

When you can't find the right words, use celebrity examples.

Nothing says love like a middle finger boner.

 There are a number of reasons this isn't working out.

 Busted.

If we could only use magic to make all our problems disappear.

That's not the right kind of space.

When in doubt, respond with Bieber lyrics.

Well, this is awkward...

Batman always had the best break-up lines.

Where is autocorrect when you need it?

Pinky promise.

Knock, knock....

Aw, I love it when your autocorrect accidentally breaks up with me.

Xbox = Bae.

That's the point.

Wrong texts will get you every time.

Feel the pain!