You Can Now Get Paid To Be A 'Bacon Critic' So Dreams Really Do Come True

There are a handful of seriously awesome professions out there that will make you reevaluate you decision to work a 9-to-5 desk job.

Case in point: the newest job opening over at Extra Crispy.

Yep, if you're looking for a job that really brings home the bacon you might want to spruce up your resume because this brand new breakfast-themed blog is apparently looking to hire a "Bacon Critic."

Yes, you read that correctly, a Bacon Critic.

If you ask me, this might just be the best damn thing that ever happened to joining the workforce.

Now you're probably wondering what this glorious job entails.

Apparently, the chosen candidate will basically eat, sleep and breathe bacon as he or she “[spends] a three-month appointment researching, writing about, obsessing over and critiquing bacon.”

Yeah, sounds like my kind of job.

Apparently Extra Crispy is looking for a bacon addict with an "insatiable hunger... for bacon” obviously, along with some impressive writing skills and an adventurous spirit.

If you're looking to score this epic job opportunity, you'll need to submit an essay that describes your most cherished memory of this almighty sizzling snack.

If you're in the market for a new job...

...you'll be glad to know we just found a new profession that brings home the bacon. Literally.

The breakfast-themed website Extra Crispy is hiring a Bacon Critic...

...who will basically be responsible for studying, tasting and writing about the art of bacon for three months.

Yep, you can actually get paid to stuff your face with bacon all day, and this glorious job is basically what breakfast dreams are made of.

If you're looking to apply, all you have to do is submit an essay about your best bacon-related memory.

May the odds be ever in your frying pan.

Citations: Bacon Critic' Is A Real Job That Exists, And It Could Be Yours (Huffington Post)