This Nerdy 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Parody Twitter Is Straight-Up Genius

There's no denying "Fifty Shades of Grey" is one seriously steamy novel.

But, you know what's even better than fantasizing about a fictitious millionaire who's into BDSM? Looking at all of the social media accounts that poke fun at this seductive story, of course!

Yep, there are a lot of spin-off accounts on Twitter that turn you favorite lines from Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele into all sorts of creative quotes that are pretty damn comical.

However, I recently came across a parody account that might be the best one I've seen thus far. Behold, "50 Nerds of Grey."

As the name implies, this awesome Twitter account transforms all sorts of provocative phrases from this story into nerdy lines that will make you laugh until you hurt.

No really, you might want to pick a safeword before reading these nerdy tweets.

If you happen to be an undercover nerd like I am, you'll be glad to know this account has everything from sexy science jokes and erotic tech talk to hot "Harry Potter" references and some steamy lines inspired by a few beloved superheroes.

The account has over 200,000 followers, and it's not hard to see why.

This ingenious Twitter perfectly captures the geeky awkward side of erotica, and if you ask me, these tweets are basically hilarious mashups between "Fifty Shades" and "The Big Bang Theory."

For a closer look at 50 Nerds of Grey, check out the tweets below.

No girl can resist the scent of this musk.

Whenever I want to impress a woman, I just spray on my favourite male fragrance . . . Elon Musk. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 1, 2016

Safeword strength: strong.

He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 7, 2016

I don't need a spell to make you fall in love with this wand.

'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.' 'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 7, 2016

That's a very happy ending indeed.

'Do you want a happy ending?' she asked, massaging his back. 'Yes please' he replied. 'OK' she said 'Jon Snow's still alive.'#GameofThrones — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 24, 2016

My bad, I thought this was Tinder IRL.

'Ouch!' he cried in pain as her hand swiped right across his face. 'I'm sorry,' she said. 'I thought we were still on Tinder.' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 23, 2016

Come to the dark side.

There was something between them - something special, something dark . . . It was his 1:10 scale limited edition Darth Vader action figure. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 23, 2016

Ugh, I just love it when you talk QWERTY to me.

She squirmed excitedly as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear, 'Asdfg . . hjkl . . uiop.' She loved it when he talked Qwerty. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 22, 2016

Whips and restaurant chains excite me.

'How do you feel about chains?' she whispered, stroking his chest. He gulped. 'I quite like Pizza Hut but I'm not so keen on McDonalds.' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016

Who needs a phone sex hotline when you have IT support?

'I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated,' she said, squirming. 'All right,' he said, and called IT support. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 16, 2016

I like to live dangerously.

She said she was turned on by men who took risks . . . So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 1, 2016

I'm Captain America. How much more protection could you want?

'Do you have protection?' she asked. 'Of course' he said. 'I've got my Captain America shield and I'm wearing my underpants on the outside.' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 14, 2016

These headphone cords are really getting out of hand.

He lay there helpless, his legs bound together and his hands tied behind his back. He really needed to get a cable tidy for his headphones. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 13, 2016

"Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin in the sheets."

Despite his innocent asthmatic public image, he was a real snake in the bedroom. Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin in the sheets . . . — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016

Arithmetic is just so sexy, don't you think?

Making her solve difficult equations really turned him on . . . He was a sadomathochist. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 5, 2016

I'm going to punish you with this sh*tty Apple update.

'I made a mistake!' she cried, 'Please don't punish me like this!' But it was too late . . She'd already installed the latest Apple update. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016

Now, give me some calculus!

'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!' 'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 24, 2016

Yeah, I'm super into BDSM.

He was heavily into BDSM - Batman, Daredevil, Superman and Mr Fantastic. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 31, 2016

Citations: This Nerd Is Rewriting '50 Shades Of Grey' And It's Better Than The Original (BoredPanda)