Trojan Released The Perfect Response To 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' (Video)

Next week, millions of women (and a lot less men) will flock to movie theaters around the globe and spend too much money to sit in a dark room with hundreds of strangers watching softcore porn based on a piece of "Twilight" fan fiction more commonly known as "Fifty Shades Of Grey."

From what I can gather, the book introduced a number of people (who had presumably never been on the Internet) to the concept of BDSM, the preferred fetish of choice for people that took a long, hard look at sex and said, "This would be a lot more fun if there were leather straps involved."

I'm sure the upcoming adaptation will try to make the world of bondage look as sexy and intriguing as its R rating allows, but Hollywood has always done a great job making things look a lot less painless (and painful) than they are.

Everybody has to start somewhere, and this video shows just how awkward that somewhere can be.