Whether you like Bernie Sanders' politics or not, you have to admit he was so good at writing "Seinfeld."
This you just have to admit, you have no choice in the matter. Sorry.
What you do have a choice in, however, is what color to make his ears in this six-page coloring book we made for your (stoned) enjoyment.
Should Sanders' teeth be yellow or wine-stained? (Correct answer: Kool-Aid-stained).
Should his tie have a photograph of Franklin D. Roosevelt or Susan B. Anthony on it? (Correct answer: Papa Smurf because he was so good at running a communal society).
The choices are all in your hands.
OK, now I know you probably don't have printers...
...because the last thing you had to print was an actual dick pic in 2008. (We just called them penis pictures back then, and we handed them out in red envelopes on Valentine's Day.)
But you all have photoshop, right? (PS: If this isn't the face of someone holding in a fart, then I don't know is.)
So f*cking get started on these things! (Look, here Sanders is snitching on which one of his pets pooped on the rug.)
This is Sanders when he had all his hair. That's why he's smiling. Go crazy.
This is Sanders and Mark Ruffalo the moment they both silently understood, on mushrooms, that the universe is a single organism. (What colors were their auras, bro!?)
It's time you finally start getting involved in politics.
