‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Trailer Recut With Steve Buscemi Is Terrifying (Video)

There are a lot of words you could use to describe Steve Buscemi, but "traditionally attractive" is not one of them.

He might be a well-respected actor who's been appearing in films for decades, but he didn't land those roles because people are willing to shell out their money to look at his face for two hours (aka "The Ryan Gosling Strategy").

As a result, Buscemi is typically cast in roles where characters have the opposite of sex appeal, and there's a reason his name wasn't among the favorites to land the leading role in the upcoming "Fifty Shades Of Grey."

Thankfully, Boo Ya Pictures recut the trailer to tickle the fantasies of everyone who wanted to see the actor wearing the ridiculous leather apparel I assume Christian Grey dons at some point in the movie.

You know there's at least one person out there.