Lifestyle

25 Girls Who Literally Can’t Even And 25 Girls Who Totally Can Even

by Connor Toole

There's been a bit of an epidemic lately that's made me a tad concerned about the future of America.

Hard work and perseverance have made the United States into the country it is today and I'm worried that people aren't willing to try as hard as they once did. More specifically, I'm talking about girls that literally can't even.

If we're being honest, most girls who "literally can't even" probably "could even" if they exerted just a little bit of effort.

However, I managed to track down a few girls that literally couldn't perform basic tasks (and captured them in GIF form so their failures can loop for eternity).

Then, just to rub things in a little bit, I've contrasted their embarrassing moments with pictures of women who totally can, all of whom are also models from stock photos.

It's apparently a lot easier to do simple things when someone is paying you to do so.

This girl literally can't even eat watermelon...

...She just took a bite

This girl literally can't even hurdle...

...She knows the hurdle is a metaphor

This girl literally can't even slide down the handrail...

...She caaannnnn!

Shutterstock

This girl literally can't even volleyball...

...She can spike!

This girl literally can't even bike...

...She doesn't even need pedals

This girl literally can't even hammock...

...She knows how to relax

This girl literally can't even runway model...

...She's so fierce

This girl literally can't even graduate...

...She got her tassel turnt

This girl literally can't even trampoline...

...Almost every stock photo model was sitting on a mini trampoline instead of jumping. Apparently, it's harder than we thought.

This girl literally can't even rope swing...

...She was able to smile while hanging on for dear life

This girl literally can't even shoot...

...She's so on target

This girl literally can't even take shots...

...She definitely can

This girl literally can't even weightlift

...She has much better form

This girl literally can't even cheerlead...

...She can only hope they catch her!

This girl literally can't even wakeboard...

...She took "amber waves of grain" a bit too literally, but still better than the first girl

This girl literally can't even ice skate... ...She is sooooo ready for the winter This girl literally can't even text... ...She knows it's so much easier when you're stationary

Shutterstock

This girl literally can't even swing...

...She's happiest when alone at playgrounds

This girl literally can't even hike...

...She probably has a "Carpe Diem" tattoo on her foot

This girl literally can't even parkour...

...She parkours more than anyone has ever parkoured

This girl literally can't even escalator...

...She should have used the handrail

This girl literally can't even Segway...

...She knows how to utilize the transportation of the future

Shutterstock

This girl literally can't even balance beam...

...She's just showing off

This girl literally can't even jump...

...She knows the key is to stay away from bodies of water to minimize the damage

This girl literally can't even pole vault...

...I don't know how this ends, but I'm assuming she nails it

Top Photo Courtesy: Tumblr/Shutterstock