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This Instagram Shames Plane Passengers For The Weird, Gross Things They Do

by Alec MacDonald
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Flying is the worst. But, do you know what is worse than flying?

People. God, I f*cking hate people.

People have no idea how to behave while flying. There is nothing more harrowing than being stuck in an aluminum cylinder hurtling through the sky at 500 miles per hour with someone clipping his or her toenails in the seat next to you.

Everyone has his or her own stories of airplane transgressions, but one Instagram account compiled all the plane party fouls it could find.

Follow Passenger Shaming immediately if you want to feel really thankful you have both feet on the ground and not someone else's feet on your armrest.

The main culprit of air travel faux pas is my sworn enemy: the human foot.

But, don't worry, other limbs get involved in the sh*t show.

But, the main faux pas are mostly feet...

Or other things, like hair...

But mostly feet...

And also hair...

And then just general anarchy...

...but mostly feet.

And then, there is this guy...

But it's mostly feet...

And also food...

And babies...

And artifacts from people who hate civilization...

But mostly feet...

...and also this sexy pic.

Seriously, with all these arousing feet and butt cracks how can we all expect people NOT to f*ck in bathrooms the size of coffins?

So, yeah, this is me on every flight from now until forever.