The Spike In These Bizarre Porn Searches Proves Santa Is A Huge Turn-On

If you thought Mommy was the only one who liked kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe, you're in for a surprise.

Apparently, unfaithful, middle-aged mothers aren't the only ones who have the hots for a jolly, fat fella dressed in a red suit.

Yep, it turns out there's actually a lot of people who get turned on by the thought of doing naughty things to St. Nick during the holiday season.

That's right. Pornhub just released a list of their Christmas search statistics and there appears to be a huge spike in XXX-mas porn that will put you in a uh, very merry mood.

The most popular Christmas-related searches on Pornhub's naughty list include things like “Santa," “Christmas present," "xmas," "Santa Claus” and “Christmas orgy.”

Talk about some porn that will really make you feel the joy of Christmas.

Santa isn't just a turn on for ladies that like romping around the Christmas tree, either.

According to Pornhub, men are 34% more likely than women to jingle their bells to some festive porn during the most wonderful time of the year.

While ladies seem to get their tinsel in a tangle over things like "old santa claus" (ew, why?), "santa claus" and "christmas sex," the most popular porn searches for men include things like "christmas pov," "christmas blowjob" and "christmas milf."

So yeah, I guess it's safe to say everyone is dreaming of a white Christmas.

Pornhub also gave us a glimpse of their traffic levels over the holidays.

Apparently, the number of people waiting for Santa to slide down the chimney and empty his sack dramatically increases around 2 am on Christmas morning.

And that's even though everyone knows this is a time when you should be nestled all snug in your bed --  not jerking off to videos of amateur elf orgies and clips that show Santa giving his yule log to a scantily-clad Mrs. Claus.

Luckily, the amount of people watching porn calms down once the morning comes and it's time to open presents.

But based on these porn statistics, it looks like a lot of people are going to be finding coal in their Christmas stocking this year.

Citations: People Really Fucking Love Watching Santa Porn At Christmas (Buzzfeed)